Tim Pyle

What are we doing?

So I created a Threads account this week. Meta quickly locked it for 120 days because they thought I wasn't real. I sent a photo of me. 24 hrs later they deleted my account because my photo *proved* I wasn't real. My existence has been disproven. I have failed cogito ergo sum.

@whitnutt The AI made this one for "tidally locked planet." Honestly I couldn't have made a better artist concept. My job is now obsolete.

@whitnutt That is a beautiful work of art.

@aussiastronomer And every time he reaches out, it comes full circle back to that first time he reached out for your hand. Just like a donut is a full circle. And today is National Donut Day!!

How in the heck did researchers take a picture of the burbling black hole hidden at the center of our galaxy? This video, narrated by Caltech's Katie Bouman, explains how! youtube.com/watch?v=Ol_SB5… Video by @AstroRob and @timmypyle

Today, the Event Horizon Telescope released the first image of the supermassive black hole at the center of our galaxy! For the first time, we can actually see this massive monster that our Sun and all the other stars in our galaxy are spiraling around! nature.com/articles/d4158…

@aussiastronomer I am trying to have no emotions today to get work done and you are making it VERY DIFFICULT

@imogenscone @TheElderMemes 100% agree. And when you're done, Murgonak the orc is a convenient stop to sell junk & repair armor on your way back to the wayshrine.

@TheElderMemes The best place to complete all your writs is outside Vivec City because you have all the stations and the bank in the open with no loading screens. On that note, enter the upper Canton or Saint Delyn Waistworks at your own risk.

@DanaePlays I just downloaded the book. Flipping randomly through, it looks incredible! I'm really excited to start reading it in depth tonight. This book makes a special trip down memory lane just for me...same low price. 🙂

How to celebrate: read the book mw.thenet.sk, mod the game reddit.com/r/Morrowind/co… and play, of course <3

You probably didn't know you needed to hear Rachel Bloom sing a sassy song about exoplanets today, but here we are. #AstroVariety youtu.be/YY7TcBt3wuo

@scorfano When our kids were young, I was afraid of making wrong choices raising them. I wished there was someone who knew everything about raising kids & could tell me when I was being an idiot doing things wrong. Now that they're teenagers, I've got a wealth of guidance in that area...

Someone please send positive vibes. I HATE teenage years.

@Michael_Zingale More employers should just make it part of their benefits package. "So this position comes with a 401K, two weeks vacation, and of course the standard 260 naptime hours..."

@UniverseVids @theandreboyer I'd tell you what my exoplanet name is...but based on @theandreboyer 's template, it may or may not include answers to some of my security questions. 😮

We won't tell you to change your name to an exoplanet name...but @theandreboyer as The Social Astronomer will. #AstroVariety youtu.be/EmjO6h-snjc

@Wynterloren @aussiastronomer It's gotten me through many a "Daddy I love this can I bring it home" situation. 🙂

@timmypyle @aussiastronomer Oh that’s good 👍

@HermesHumor @ExploreAstro @feliciaday @JoeyRichter @LaurenLopez1 I really love this comment

@ExploreAstro @feliciaday @JoeyRichter @LaurenLopez1 I love this show. So much fun. Can we gather up more interstellar gas and dust for some more of these fun episodes?

Don't talk to @feliciaday about Pluto. (Especially you, @JoeyRichter.) #AstroVariety youtu.be/txeVmLr4ITc @LaurenLopez1

@7SageLabs I am really sorry, Julie. I clicked like, but I did so imagining the heart to be one of sympathy rather than actually liking this. Best wishes for things to get better.

Let's play a multiple choice #AprilFoolsDay. Which one isn't true? A. Our TV died this morning B. My mom's car bumper got ripped off because it got hooked on a piece of rebar C. My dad's been missing two front teeth for two years D. Being rejected by schools that raised me

For more of Rachel Bloom describing how amazing exoplanets are, this original song she performs is REQUIRED VIEWING: youtube.com/watch?v=YY7TcB…

@HumanBott @aussiastronomer Oh good, I have tonight's nightmare penciled in

@aussiastronomer Good habit anywhere. Will never forget leaving in a rush for work in Hawai'i, feeling a crunch, ignoring until something was poking me in the toe later. Cockroach. Never again.