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@timothyjames

Former child.

Melbourne, AUS Katılım Aralık 2007
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Katherine Argent
Katherine Argent@effthealgorithm·
Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???
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hennywise the clown
hennywise the clown@dansaysget·
I do not want to follow your dog’s Instagram account 💋
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Rod Horror
Rod Horror@photrodgraphyd·
29 years ago, Jon Voight winked at JLo after being thrown up by the anaconda in 'Anaconda'
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Max Berlinger
Max Berlinger@Berlinger·
i think a thing we dont talk enough about is that ryan coogler is hot as hell
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Tim@timothyjames·
どんな #ポケモン会えるかな ? #ポケモン30周年 #PR @poke_times
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mel
mel@brinaroan·
thank you fortnite for giving chappell roan a gun
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ex-ex-swiftie
ex-ex-swiftie@arianadotgov·
heated rivalry genuinely being a good show is so crazy
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MrsFishVEVO
MrsFishVEVO@Will_Kellogg·
caught up on the gay hockey show and wow I feel like I could lift a car
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Colin
Colin@colinarmis·
"do you like using twitter?" does sisyphus like his boulder
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Justin🦩Boldaji
Justin🦩Boldaji@justinboldaji·
Can’t wait until someone tweets “Elon is a pedophile with no friends” and it becomes a Certified Banger and they have to delete the whole thing
Pop Crave@PopCrave

X has introduced “Certified Bangers,” ranking the top posts based on their authentic engagement each month, including verified impressions, likes, bookmarks, reposts and replies. Accounts with a “Certified Banger” post will have a badge appear on their profile.

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Tim@timothyjames·
@folklorde__ What! How did they fuck that up?
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pavlovs_rawdog
pavlovs_rawdog@pavlovs_rawdog·
I have deleted all the gay apps, hoping to encounter future mates at watering holes or whilst foraging for food
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