Timps ❤ and 4 others

If you need me, find me at @timpslewood

@DrunkenGoon @slam254 @vocalcry Do you think everyone who was alive then is now dead? Just no one over 45 exists?

@slam254 @vocalcry You sure this was during our lifetime? It's been at least 25 years since that was allowed by any airline.

Good for her! One time some guy next to me asked if I’d switch seats with his wife up front who he claimed was also in an aisle seat and I agreed. I got my things, walked all the way to her seat only to realize she had the middle seat and they were hoping I wouldn’t care at that point. I went all the way back, kicked her out of my seat, and made her walk all the way back to her middle seat. Made for an awkward flight next to the husband but tough luck!

@emma__jayne14 For fuck sake. That's such a super gross bookmark.

Was so hesitant to post my run because of it giving out location, and of course some freaks bookmarked it 🫠 just be normal challenge, impossible

It's been a pretty big year since then. A lot has happened. Highs and lows. The general voice here has gone downhill a lot. It's a pretty risky place to be. So, if you see this and don't follow me on the other account yet, that's kind of where I am.

A little over a year since I stopped posting here and moved to a smaller account. It's not like I was ever very big, but I wanted to be seen even less. There are a lot of people I miss, I still see a lot of them from @timpslewood , but I talk to far fewer.

@angry_eyebrow Meal Team Six.

@Licka58024185 @burgerslaw This is the worst attempt at saving face in history.

@burgerslaw Everyone wants a 30 year mortgage hanging over their head 😂😂

would you rather rent long term or own your own property?

@actualAlexJames @Hayes_Media_ No they're not.

@Hayes_Media_ Best of luck hayes, everyone is behind you 🇦🇺

Due to the despicable and abhorrent act of domestic terrorism committed in St. Kilda overnight, the #AustraliaMonth campaign is issuing a Call to Arms! We ask that tonight you stand a guarded vigil at the monuments to the great men that built this country, to ensure that no harm or vandalism comes to this sites! I will personally be on the streets of Perth this evening at the Captain James Sterling statue in Perth city and urge all my fellow Perthian Patriots to join me! We will not allow this blatant attack on our history to continue! We shall be there to welcome the sun rise on #AustraliaDay26Jan!

@elonmusk So why is the "smartest man on the planet" shitposting right now instead of using his 44 billion dollar social network to stop the misogynistic AI porn being spread today? Image fingerprinting has to be built into Twitter already. This is not tough to solve at your scale.

Saw the Barbie movie recently

@emma__jayne14 It's such a weird political stance to have support. 5% of the population earns that and above. Like... More Australians saw the last Fast and Furious movie than will be disadvantaged by the changes.

@timpa Fucking hell 🫠

Apparently if you earn $200k you’re not even rich so need tax breaks, but if you’re living below the poverty line on inadequate welfare payments you just need to budget better

@fus10080 @MR0808 @fulovitboss Says the racist little bigot from the anonymous account.

@MR0808 @fulovitboss People like you are part of the reason why this country is screwed

Say what you want about Pauline Hanson, but I believe she genuinely cares about Australia and Australian people. She’s often a target for media because she’s one of the few people out there trying to keep major parties accountable and challenging garbage decisions and legislation. She’s never afraid to ask the hard questions. Have a listen.. Keep doing you PH 👍 Thank you

@LeeAbrahal78 @MR0808 @fulovitboss Not even close. We hit 27 million people in Aus yesterday. Christians according to census data (which is inflated for religious choices) numbered just over 11 million. It's not even half.

@MR0808 @fulovitboss Which the majority in the country are. Coincidence?

@JamesCoyne It's super weird they haven't yet. The modder got cease and desisted inside 12 hours. Palworld is either a much bigger case or is sitting somehow on the safe side of infringement. It has to be the former and they think there is a big case here.

The weakest statement I've ever seen or heard from Nintendo

I do a double take and rewind my audiobook. Is that my friends sisters name? I message her. Does your sisters name start with a C? I forget. "No, her name is x". Oh. Cause thats the exact name in this book. "Who wrote it?" This guy. "Oh I've known him since we were kids" 😲

Let's go!

@ParanormalJunk2 Giev em one of these, and stay.

Last day in the tropics. I don’t want to go 😂

@newscomauHQ People earning 4x the median wage aren't rich. Aww yes honey, they are. That's why they're the top 3% of incomes. Maybe Caleb can use some of his income to take like a math class.

OPINION: Aussies earning $200,000 aren’t rich and do deserve the generous tax cuts they were promised, says Caleb Bond. news.com.au/finance/money/…