Tim Tortoise

#WHUTOT via @premierleague premierleague.com/match/74957

@_benjamintd @juliustens Nice idea, but London to Edinburgh is 4.5 hrs so this data doesn't look right for that route

Isochrones 😍 ! This map shows you how far a 5h train ride will take you, departing from any city in Europe. chronotrains-eu.vercel.app Inspired by Direkt Bahn Guru by @juliustens.

@hoeingforsoup Did the spider win?

Hey @LBofHounslow why are these road signs blocking the already narrow shared footpath and cycle lane on Kew Bridge? Can they go in the road instead? @London_Cycling

@darrenmoore Thoroughly depressing Darren!

Humans have wiped out two-thirds of the world’s wildlife in 50 years, 68% to be exact. smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/hum…

@RDH_tweets Nigel Farage shares your indignation!

@WildlifeEaling @darrenmoore @tadpies Very interesting! What about these from Walpole Park?

@darrenmoore @tadpies @timtheobalds Looks like a female stag beetle to me, shiny and a hint of maroon to the wing covers. Size is the clincher, stag females are 3-5cm, Lessers 2-3cm. And Lessers are also matt black all over, no shine, no maroon.

Great result for our Walpole Park #Bughunt. We think they're lesser stags? Any ideas. @WildlifeEaling

@st_pye @StreamGm @DJTommyTrouble @PublicBenjamin @thimpye Raver

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@RDH_tweets It's all about @Egbert_PengWu

@DomShawGazette Decent forwards for the posh mind!

Peterborough's forward line that day was Lee Tomlin and Dwight Gayle

Boro's team the last time they played Peterborough at the Riverside included Andre Bikey, Sammy Ameobi and Ishmael Miller

@andypitchford68 Ooh you are in our manor I see. Let me know if you are about later!

@ealingbeerfest will you be showing the football on 11th July?

The #EalingBeerFestival 2018 takes place on July 11-14 in Walpole Park. Find out more at ebf.camra.org.uk

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Who is responsible for all this shit? Fav for ISIS RT for Piers Morgan #AllTheShit

@Pandamoanimum @louby

GET IN PATRICK BAMFORD!!!!

@bayornet Watching the darts now. Its been a fantastic day. Come on Latvia!

Just had lunch @McDonalds on Cannon Street. First time in a McD in 7 years. What a fantastic experience touch screen ordering, great staff.