TimtoKill

@patty_fi I ain’t no pussy ass bitch yah feel?

Been studying the $apu community a couple years now One thing I’ve noticed lately with them They haven’t once cried about price and literally just make the highest quality of memes all day These are the coins to gather during lows

@Altsteinn still numba 1 in my book.

How have both $APU and $AURA vanished from my TL? Are they ded?

@rekt_tekashi You don’t want these huns.

just downloaded Age of Empires II

@ApuShroomCycle Blewish propaganda to reinforce the unwillingness to do manual labor yourself.

One of the lowest EV things you can do as an adult family man is get up on a ladder Just pay someone else to do it, the risk-reward isn’t there I’ve seen far too many horror stories

Dated a girl my senior year of high school. She said she had went to a friends house and got her car stolen. Found out a day later she went to some project X type party and gave some dude her car keys cause she was too drunk to drive. Got pulled over, dude decided he wasn’t going and proceeded to get into a high speed chase with the police. Flipped the vehicle, fled and hid in his friends pantry while the cops looked for him. Found out she was also a super slut and was cheating on me the whole time with randos. 6 months later my friend introduced me to a girl Started dating the new girl, found out her brother was the one who flipped the car. Dated, married, kids years later. MFW got back on a cheating bitch by becoming family with the dude who fucked her life up.

I remember some class clown autist in my history class in high school randomly raising his hand and asking “Mr ___! Have you ever sat on your balls?” He got ISS for this act, I still randomly think about it and laugh even after 10+ years Hope he’s doin ok

The follow-up parent/teacher conference was yesterday My wife went alone I watched her pull out of the driveway Then I called my analyst He was already in his car Parked in the alley Engine running I wore cargo shorts Six pockets Pocket three had the school handbook Pocket five had a highlighter We arrived at 3:42pm Three minutes early My wife saw my analyst in the hallway before she saw me She stopped walking Then she saw me She said "why is he here" I said "support" She said "for what" I said "the meeting" She said "this is a parent-teacher conference and you aren't supposed to be here" I said "every meeting is a negotiation" She didn't move I held the door The teacher was waiting She was not alone The principal was seated beside her Arms folded They brought backup So did I My analyst sat down and opened his laptop He asked for the WiFi password The teacher said "we don't give that to visitors" He said "no problem" and turned on his hotspot I taught him well My wife put her head in her hands The principal introduced himself Firm handshake Said he wanted to "make sure we're all on the same page" I said "I love alignment" My wife looked at the ceiling The teacher pulled out a folder Same color-coded tabs as last time I respected the consistency She said our son has made "some improvements" but there are still "areas of concern" I said "can you quantify that" She said "it's not really a numbers-based assessment" I looked at my analyst He looked at me We didn't say anything The teacher said he still "challenges classroom structure" I pulled the school handbook from pocket three Page 34 Section 2.7 Parent Rights and Student Evaluation Standards I had highlighted six lines The principal looked at the handbook Then looked at my cargo shorts Then back at the handbook The teacher said there was an incident with a multiple-choice question She pulled out the test I pulled my copy from pocket two The teacher stopped talking My wife closed her eyes The question listed fifteen gender options My son selected none of them He wrote "Not applicable" Below that he wrote "Identified: Chromosome XY" Below that he wrote "Source: Biology textbook, page 217" With a footnote My wife looked at me She said "oh my god he's becoming you" I said "thank you" She said "that wasn't a compliment" The teacher said "that's not how multiple choice works" I said "was his answer correct" She paused The teacher looked at the ceiling Why does everyone keep doing that The principal stepped in He said "the concern isn't accuracy. It's compliance." I said "interesting. My auditors say the same thing." My analyst typed something I didn't ask what My wife looked at the ceiling again The principal said he thinks our son would "benefit from learning to work within established frameworks" I said "he will. And then he'll spend his career fixing them." Nobody spoke The teacher closed her folder The principal didn't shake my hand My analyst asked if there would be a follow-up The teacher said "I hope not" In the parking lot my wife said "you wore cargo shorts to a school meeting that you weren't invited to" I said "I needed the pockets" She didn't argue She said "we need to talk about this at couples therapy" I said "only if I can bring my analyst" She got in her car My analyst sent me his notes before I got to mine Formatted Bulleted With action items There were none Except for Plz Fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone

APU : The Movie Coming Winter 2026 $APU @ApusCoin

When you and the frens put the special in special forces.

Might be one of the best accounts on this app right now.

@Morecryptoonl @Dominos_UK @apu What’s up?

@Dominos_UK any more @apu frens here

starts with P and we all love it

Oh Yeah $APU

@alppouch I’m a Zyn guy, but could potentially be swayed by some cash. I don’t mean to brag, but I’m a pretty high level retard

@alppouch the pouch helps me concentrate.

We are looking to sponsor the top Retardmaxxers

Inspiration for operation Epic Furry.

The reality of the situation.

The community’s birthday. Where the hell has 2 years went?

Happy birthday to mi 🐸🎉 Today marks 2 years of frenship

@easystreetjesus It will change your life, but they are such a blessing. Praying for you and your family. May god show you what love truly is. Attached is my 3 year old picking up some chicks. Having kids is like getting to see everything for the first time again through their eyes.

I just realized that if everything goes good I'm gonna be 46 years old when my first child is born. This is far to much for me to take in so I will ignore it and pretend like it didnt happen. Im very much fucked now.

@thefetztizzle @PopcornApu Bro you look like Jabba the hut….

@PopcornApu @TIMtoKILL We don’t want to replace you. You special little frens. We want to enslave you!!!!

If you want in, simply denounce the bloodthirsty blews and their tricks under this tweet, and attach the $Apu pfp you would like Hyperboreanized It’s time to win FRENs