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@HumansNoContext Wasn't a fart.

@xhabib You had me at hello.

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@LauraLoomer And your brain is a toxic wasteland.

Minneapolis is Somalia Ohio is Haiti Colorado is Venezuela Dearborn is Syria

@RonFilipkowski Ok, real talk here. I wear a shirt in the pool. There are personal reasons for why I do so, it may be the same with him. This is one thing that I don't think is worth "weirding" him on.

Weirdo wore his shirt in the pool.

@realDonaldTrump So, what if with all this increased poll watching, security and assurance the tabulated votes are calculated are correct, and you lose. Will you accept that result?

CEASE & DESIST: I, together with many Attorneys and Legal Scholars, am watching the Sanctity of the 2024 Presidential Election very closely because I know, better than most, the rampant Cheating and Skullduggery that has taken place by the Democrats in the 2020 Presidential Election. It was a Disgrace to our Nation! Therefore, the 2024 Election, where Votes have just started being cast, will be under the closest professional scrutiny and, WHEN I WIN, those people that CHEATED will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the Law, which will include long term prison sentences so that this Depravity of Justice does not happen again. We cannot let our Country further devolve into a Third World Nation, AND WE WON’T! Please beware that this legal exposure extends to Lawyers, Political Operatives, Donors, Illegal Voters, & Corrupt Election Officials. Those involved in unscrupulous behavior will be sought out, caught, and prosecuted at levels, unfortunately, never seen before in our Country.

@brockpierson Swallowing like a liquid, expanding my stomach and burping an entire sentence or more.

What is the most random thing you're really good at?

He used word salads to try to downplay that he once again admitted to wrongdoing. The point he's standing on is that since it wasn't illegal, it wasn't wrong. That's still an admission of guilt and wrongdoing. I don't care about the guy personally, but don't be fooled by people who can speak enthusiastically without listening to their words.

He is innocent. End of story. To the guys who believed the lies. Well, GFY. The king is back. Stronger than ever! And we're only halfway there baby! The doc helped me get thru dark times. I won't forget that ever. Love you doc! VSM forever. @DrDisrespect #drdisrespect

@RTNBroadcasting @Twitch I'm sure he's fully telling the truth, didn't he also cheat on his wife?

@Dexerto Ok, so now that he's said it, I'm sure people at Twitch who literally have the conversation are going to post it, and it's going to be graphic sexting. We know it's coming, lol.

“We never exchanged graphic texts or images” DrDisRespect denied the recent accusations of him sexting a minor

@JackPosobiec Bro, that's 9 people, that's not even a crowd, let alone a mob.

BREAKING: A Trump flash mob has just appeared outside the Pittsburgh hotel where Kamala is trying to do debate prep chanting LETS GO TRUMP! LETS GO TRUMP!

@JakeSucky "The Truth: I was sexting that 17 year old. If I wasn't caught, I'd have met her and had sex. Check out the mustache, though, fucking banger, right?"

Dr Disrespect's return stream is titled "The Truth"

@rustyrockets @TuckerCarlson Tune in next week for the next "My life has changed" moment.

My life has changed. Praise Jesus.

@Alphafox78 Good lord, this is sad. The worst part is that anorexia distorts your self-image so severely that she likely still sees herself as 'just' thin enough not to be fat. I hope she gets help.

Is this what anorexia looks like? 😨

@Alphafox78 You can't be serious? Do you think kids and school faculty are being murdered because of an election? That's one hell of a take.

Great, now what? Why are we having all these issues right before the election? Seems like sleeper units are being activated to distract us.

Amouranth says YouTube terminated her main channel and removed her personal account

@BeastOfTruth It's not GoTY material; it's a fun passion project. GoTY would be games like Wukong, Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth, Tekken 8, Unicorn Overlord, and Dragon's Dogma 2 (so far, the year isn't over yet!).

They're already saying Astrobot is "GOTY" and my question is based on what grounds? 😂 So you're telling me as a REAL GAMER that Astrobot is somehow worth celebrating over games like Hellblade 2, Black Myth Wukong etc They're really celebrating Playstation copying Mario 😭

@RpsAgainstTrump Hope his grandparents are ok with him offering their babysitting services for several million people. That's a lot of diapers.

Q. “What can we do about lowering the cost of daycare?” JD Vance:…”Maybe Grandpa and Grandma want to help a little bit more. Maybe there’s an uncle/aunt who wants to help a little bit more…”

@TaraKaminarito Nailed it. Perfect likeness.

got high last night and made my business cards for twitchcon im very excited

@ksorbs That certainly won't scare the shit out of kids, having fully armed soldiers in their school.

Put armed vets at every school in America.

@NikoMueller @XboxGamePass I wanted to enjoy it, but it fell very flat for me. Expected a lot from Inafune, but I feel he didn’t get all the resources he needed.

Who remembers this underestimated & cool metroidvania game? 🙂 #XboxShare #ReCore

@MattWallace888 If any sane, level headed person owned Twitter this account would be long banned and forgotten. Instead, get ready for martial law in NYC?

🚨 URGENT ALERT 🚨 TRUCKS LABELED “HAZMAT OPERATIONS” SPOTTED LINING UP IN NYC ⚠️ Probably nothing right? ☣️☣️☣️