tequila mockingbird

when im out with friends and then the unavoidable overwhelming realization that im fat and ugly hits me

how life feels listening to the new kacey musgraves album

you guys would love a gas station in central florida

timothee chalamet if you don’t stop manspreading on tina fey i swear to god

Being looked up on LinkedIn

ariana grande transitioning through races

Don’t we think we’re getting a little out of control with the two step, etc. verification? I had to text a code AND use Face ID to log into my petco account…

this is my version of an egot

pulled in mcdonald’s drive thru and the cashier said “welcome back”

just remembered that we used to have this insane cast lineup during S31 of SNL

everything shower almost took me out

If you come to my office to notify me that you have sent me an email, I will push you out of the third story window

me after having a breakdown realizing it was never that serious

when sylvia plath wrote ‘please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. there are times when i will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand’ I felt that

Trump: “I’ve been talking to Iran” The phone.

16 years ago today, Justin Bieber released ‘My World 2.0.’