Zahra Zaraa Danejo

I hope you find someone who can hear you when you are quiet

Next up, divorce from Twitter

I finally divorced iPhone today.

Imagine arguing with someone who saw that Jeremiah Omoto video and believed that “god” spoke to Jeremiah Omoto in a Nigerian accent resembling that Channels TV guy. Don’t waste your time. Go and eat amala instead

@JaafarSJaafar His son lives in Katampe extension on Attahiru Jega crescent , been a nuisance since he moved into the neighborhood, often throwing parties , disturbing neighbors with loud music , with his DSS gangster often releasing bullets in the air ..it’s quite despicable..

Babyface makes me want to believe in love again

Having parents who are known for their impeccable integrity and good character Alhamdulillah

The former DG of SSS, Yusuf Magaji Bichi, has turned an otherwise elite, professionally-run service into a graveyard of career aspirations, an orchard of nepotism and an armed corps of 40 Blantyre Crescent. He lowered the recruitment bar, removed multi-layer screening process to recruit personnel who couldn’t even pass Halogen Security aptitude test. Bichi arguably recruited the highest number of Cotonou “graduates” into the service. He willfully extended the tenure of some retired directors in his good book for years, killing the ambitions of the aspiring directors. He allowed his wife to lord over the service, influencing recruitment, promotion and discipline. As a peasant socialite and novo riche, she always oppressed people with a superfluity of everything at the expense of public funds. She moved around in a long motorcade with dozens of Tavor-wielding personnel, harassing motorists. She was a stormy petrel who was majorly in the news for either assaulting her tailor for failing to meet a deadline or picking a fight with opposition politicians. His impudent, spoiled brat son shrugged off public criticism to gleefully display a fleet of luxury cars on social media. At the expense of public funds, he has a number SSS operatives giving him cover at football arena, nightclub and political campaign rallies. The new DG should review the cases of detainees, be professional in the discharge of his duty and keep his family away from meddling in the affairs of the service. The service does not only need a factory reset but flushing!

Kabilanci dai jahiliyya ne inji fiyeyyen halitta Annabi Muhammadu (SAW). Allah ya sa mu gane!

@ToluKAdetunji It’s one of my best songs by Asa. Glad you like it too

@tinkizee2 😁 we dey.

“Have you seen my baby for me?” is such a Yoruba way of singing in English. Asa 😊

Happy Birthday sweetheart @NajahNY ❤️😘

Please apply

From the heavens to a souk in Kano; from the dorms in Ahmadu Bello University to a chemist shop in Kurmi; from domestic disputes to grand conspiracies; ordinary seeming human beings mingle with ghosts, angels and devils.

@aushamaki Precisely

@tinkizee2 You want to deceive the sugar. Well done.

Shebi if I add plenty almonds to the ice cream it won’t cause a sugar spike?

WHY DON’T YOU LOVE YOURSELF???

Nana aims to craft stories that feel familiar yet imbued with the unexpected. She also indulges in a love for chocolate. Cover reveal and a specific release date will be announced shortly. #MasobeBooks #ForthcomingTitles #MasobeAuthors

Her works have been published in Agbowo, Isele, and Arts-Muse Fair. She was the first runner-up for the 2022 Alitfest Prize for Fiction and was longlisted for the 2023 Sevhage Prize for Fiction for her short story, Owanyi.

BREAKING: Masobe welcomes Nana Sule and her debut, Not So Terrible People Nana Sule is a writer, journalist, and communications strategist. She curates literary events and co-owns The Third Space, a bookstore and workstation in Kano.

@izesule I am very very ready for them ❤️😍

@tinkizee2 the jinns are about to come out to play.