K.L.

@sprklhrt also THERE'S NO FIGHTING IN TGE WAR ROOM

all the tears we cry are essentially for ourselves.

@sprklhrt did dogben keep you up?

@sprklhrt moar POOP?

advil+vodka=dinner

I AM INNOCENT OF PSYCHIC VIOLENCE!!!

WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE ASSHOLWS

money come in, money go out

summertime: I miss the unbridled obscenities of our Youth

nine months from this weekend: carmageddon baby boom. stay in and get busy this weekend if you want to be a part of history #carmageddon

@sprklhrt you still got it. #awedsilence

"for no reason at all, she thought of an accordion pulled out full for a rich note. then she had an idea that the accordion was closing..."

"I think we should just vote. everyone who thinks I need to wear pants, raise your hand"

does keeping plastic-bottled vodka from rite-aid in my trunk "for emergencies" and knowing it will be used (poss. soon) make me a bad person

@sprklhrt the entire Anthropologie interior line is blowing my mind, but I saw this and thought エス！: anthropologie.com/anthro/catalog…

@sprklhrt is it wrong that I can track your drug abusage via twitter

@sprklhrt bwaaaahtoocuteheartstoppedbeating!!1!

goodnight Moon

Dragon Princess sex orgy à gogo, yesss pleassse!