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gonna start publicly announcing when i spend real money on games so i get humiliated and eventually stop:

my friends list on infinity nikki is just random girls who’s pictures i liked and i just scrolled through them to find out 95% of these people’s bios is something along the lines of “I LOVE YURI!!! _____ IS MY WIFE” yea that tracks we gotta get girl kissing added to this game

@yahomied @DragaliaLostApp @dragalialost @Cygames_PR @Nintendo @MegaMan i didn’t even know you could tag this many people in one comments

@tinydickpolice @DragaliaLostApp @dragalialost Rest in peace @DragaliaLostApp /@dragalialost for real 🙏 I’m hoping @Cygames_PR and @Nintendo can work something out in the future so we can go the way of @MegaMan Dive/Offline on Switch. That would be a blessing 🙏 🕊️

i just want to be clear i’ve not been honest for a year the depression has caused me to spend on gachas and cosmetics it’s not my fault

99.99 to Cygames probably like 4 times earlier this year before i realized i should just save carats Glory to Cygames

$49.98 overwatch juno mythic

gonna start publicly announcing when i spend real money on games so i get humiliated and eventually stop:

@MyBadFurDay01 LMFAO

@yahomied @DragaliaLostApp @dragalialost noooo that’s so sad RIP your fav gacha

@tinydickpolice The only gatcha I want to spend on is @DragaliaLostApp / @dragalialost and it shut down… there isn’t a game out there that satisfies my urge to pull anymore 😔

@Tizzzy__ the worms are their money !;!!!!!!(!

@tinydickpolice would rather you alive and spending money on gatcha and matcha than swimming with the worms

i’ve genuinely spent 2k+ on games whilst not traveling nor having friends to see and if i was honest about my spending on that thread i’d probably get shot from how much money i’ve wasted away on pixels in the last year

i’ve been waiting for you…. manhattan cafe will be mine…

new whip

genuinely what is the point of power washing your concrete when your router is called “upside down pineapple”

currently watching my neighbor power wash his spotless driveway through my pollen and box covered front porch

@Tizzzy__ i bustested

@tinydickpolice those pancakes look good asf icl

i love my hyperactive boyfriend who makes me meals and dos the laundry and dishes

@lecharlescharm it was so good On god

@tinydickpolice Those eggs look schmacking 😮‍💨

ECZEMA *

i’m sick my tummy cramping my finger just broke out in excitement and my wisdom teeth apt on thursday god i should be put down like a dog oh wait the rapture tomorrow

@MyBadFurDay01 been a while i’m a little rusty

@tinydickpolice Can you skull fuck me

u miss every shot u don’t take

@slapocreeper i was so scared i screen recorded

@tinydickpolice did it work