annabelle

No offense to the Von Trapps but if I go to a lavish party and seven kids just start singing about how they have to go to bed, I’m using that time to refill my drink.

lol it is an observable fact that if women dominate an industry it starts to pay less. we could study anything you like and within a few years it would be the "wrong" subject

doctor at my check up asked me if i had “any feelings of depression or anxiety” and i said “don’t we all” and she said “no” lol

The circle of cop life

@summerbrennan If you've got a DNR, Alaska, Oregon & Oklahoma require a pregnancy test before respecting it. If it's positive, you'll be an incubator on life support at your family's expense for the next 9 months, just like in Texas & 24 other states. Even if the fetus will never survive birth.

“abortion ban” always just means abortion ban for the poor. wealthy women have always found ways to get abortions and always will. reproductive rights aren’t just a feminist issue, they’re a class issue!!

forcing people with uteruses to push children out of their vaginas regardless of circumstance but then snatching food away from those children in the school lunch line and letting them starve if they are too poor. got it.

The problem with solar energy is that it is completely sustainable and people could get it for free, leaving no place for corporations to fleece them.

oh who'd have fucking thought!!!!

@wellsgriffins if it's not too late i'll do it!

phil collins doing the tarzan soundtrack

god i miss jon ola sand

@wellsgriffins yeah or that they didn't wash them?? but then they wrote to wash them?

@wellsgriffins i have NEVER seen that happen???

me vs me in irl animal crossing

very cool of them to end the mask requirements just in time for pollen to rawdog my immune system