tiny tina

@jomtnx I met you as phi 🤨

I love that my friends met me as Jo but as we gotten closer over the years they started calling me Phï ☺️

Euphoria is so unbelievably stupid rn. What even is this show?

@angel_beezy 🤣🤣🤣

@tinyturnttina Alll the glizzies. 😏😂

How many glizzies will I eat at $1 hot dog night at the Astros game tonight? 🤔

@jomtnx You everyday 🤣

I cannot wait to get off work just to go home to take a fat nap

Hehehe can’t wait to go to the Astros game with my gf :3

another mother's day where my cats didn't get me SHIT

😐

i know a super hot shower is bad for your skin and hair but being boiled alive is important for my mental health

I’ve never wanted a week to be over so much.

Women are sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, carrying their keys between their knuckles and holding their hands over their drinks. Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that women don't smile at them.

I had the craziest, most realistic dream I’ve had in a while and it was terrifying

Whataburger would forget my fries when I’m already having a shitty night 🙄

Emo Nite was sooo much fun and my favorite food truck was there 😭 10/10 night

my heart is very tired and sad

yearning like a fucking loser

I guess I should be selfish.

For once, I want my feelings to be considered.