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@ineedanothernap I mean it’s fine to just tell them if that’s how you feel, or go wander off to your room and nap then. That’s what my hubby does. They probably think you’re enjoying yourself. No one is gonna think, “we better leave so she can nap.” So you need to speak up.

Help, my parents and in-laws won’t leave and I just want a nap 😭 this is precisely why younger moms often don’t want to do a big thing on Mother’s Day, it takes the whole dang day.

@FiredUpCoug Had dog come for my kid in my yard. My dog got in between them, saved him. Dog then turned on me so I grabbed shovel, swung. When owner came for me I said if dog came w/in 200 yds of my line of sight I’d drop him. I answered the door w/a rifle. Called sheriff, he said to shoot it

Remember me talking about my neighbor's dogs that keep pooping in our yard with zero care from the owner? One of them just chased my 6yo daughter while she was playing outside and bit her arm. 15 minutes before by 9yo daughter's birthday party. I'm not at the urgent care with my six year old and my wife is juggling a birthday party with 8 kids on her own. This is the second child this dog has bitten. We have already contacted animal control and filed a report. Is there anything else I should be doing?

@1ssve True. Also, another perk: I went thru a health issue that would have made it damn near impossible to work in the office. When I ended up needing a hysterectomy because of it, my recovery and back to work time was tons faster, less stressful thanks to WFH.

Nobody talking about how WFH gave introverts their entire life back.

@Galatians110Guy @deaflibertarian These are the same ones who volunteer at shelters and want to come to your house six times, check your bank account and talk to your boss, have you promise to take your dogs to Disneyland and get pictures with Santa every year before they allow you to adopt a shelter dog…

@deaflibertarian Trigger warning: Dog mommies are some of the most mentally unstable people you will find outside a mental institution.

Owning a pet does not make you a mother. I said what I said.

@Realitybuff1Lee @deaflibertarian Somebody harbors hostility towards real mothers. Regardless, facts are facts. Pets are not children. Having pets is absolutely nothing like conceiving, carrying, birthing or adopting, raising, nurturing, worrying about, supporting, guiding a human being. This is exhausting.

@deaflibertarian So basically, what you're saying is that adopting doesnt make you a mother, correct?? F off

@PetriOP Stopped going when priest excitedly put a video on showing a man at a seminar cosplaying Jesus, told us how great it was that he was CHANNELING Jesus, that he basically WAS him, while synth rock blared in the background & strobes lit up Fake Jesus’ hair. Bunch of us left.

One reason many Catholics no longer go to confession frequently is that the sacrament subtly drifted from “confession and absolution” toward “spiritual counseling.” Most Catholics are willing to accuse themselves of sins briefly and regularly. Fewer are willing to enter into an extended personal conversation every few weeks. The traditional confessional, the screen, brevity, clarity, and sacramental reserve all lowered the barrier to grace. The sacrament felt objective, medicinal, and accessible rather than emotionally burdensome. Confession is not primarily therapy or spiritual direction. It is sacramental mercy.

@_CatintheHat @emily_rj She looks tired.

4/ TESTING The WHO confirmed that the hantavirus tests can only detect the viral RNA in a SYMPTOMATIC patient, from the first day of symptoms. To clarify: this means someone infected will test NEGATIVE for the entire duration of the incubation period until onset of symptoms.

HANTAVIRUS OUTBREAK 🧵 Following the WHO press briefing, I wanted to compile a thread with the key points. 1/ ISOLATION OF PASSENGERS Concerningly, it seems the WHO are NOT recommending to isolate cruise ship passengers (even high-risk contacts) UNLESS they develop symptoms.

@zains005 My Austrian/Bohemian combo grgrgramps was Leopold. His mother was Cresentia. CRESENTIA. The next dog I get… I’m def naming her Cresentia.

Why don't germans name their kids Wolfgang anymore

@InterstellarUAP Me too Mich. Me too.

Michio Kaku: “I want an ALIEN body to examine” 👽 The theoretical physicist demands real alien bodies and wreckage from the latest UFO files for scientific testing not just videos or eyewitness reports. He links mysterious scientist disappearances and deaths to competition over breakthrough energy tech like fusion: “SOMEBODY wants that TECHNOLOGY.” Should independent scientists dissect the samples and analyze the DNA? What do you think is really being hidden?

@CRRJA5 This is great but God it’s like we’re back in the Great Depression. When they made dresses from flour sacks. That’s what this hack shit is like. I get it… it’s cuz everything costs an arm and a leg.

🛠️ The easiest deck stairs you’ll ever build — no concrete, no fancy framing, no stress! Just stack some cinder blocks in a staggered pattern + drop in pressure-treated lumber planks. Done in minutes. This smart DIY turns an awkward drop off your deck into solid, good-looking stairs for a fraction of the cost and time. She even dressed it up with potted flowers and it looks clean as hell. Perfect weekend project for any homeowner. Who else loves simple, effective builds like this? 🇺🇸 Drop a 🧱 if you’re stealing this idea.

@JasonCooleyWX For the first time in my life I pulled over in a hailstorm. Last mo, pulled over under the overhang roof of a funeral home where they load up the coffin lol. NEVER seen it so bad…thought my windshield would break. When I drove out, cars all over had smashed windshields. Nuts.

Quit doing this guys. Drivers blocking the roadway under I-40 near Elk City, Oklahoma.

@jossyoursalad69 It’s because they grew up with parents who came of age and likely raised them when it was rough as fuck so they had make shit last forever because the economy was absolute shit and there were no jobs and when you did work it was backbreaking labor for what felt like eternity.

What’s up with Boomers and watering down their soap? I go over to their house and their hand soap is just water. Congratulations your hands are not clean. It is not the same. Is hand soap rlly that expensive I’m confused

@sam_m____ Of course. They do this to dogs at groomers too. A blue or purple shampoo cancels out orange or yellow staining. It’s color theory. Same as when you dye hair…

وحده تقول: صديق زوجها فاتح مغسلة ملابس، وعلمهم إن سر بياض الملابس الناصع عند المغاسل إنهم يضيفون “النيلة”

@dephegs @uBF2fV1cVQxRjQo They don’t sit back. It’s just we Americans don’t hear what they say/have going on/etc. France, Mexico, Italy all have programs/files/researchers etc on the phenomenon & are pretty open. Not to mention the Vatican. There’s a well-known incident in Italy involving a helicopter.

@tippyagogo @uBF2fV1cVQxRjQo p. Every government would have files if not evidence. Why do they sit back and let America drive the narrative?

Breaking News: 🇺🇸 The Department of War has released files on UFOs piloted by aliens. The UFO, which showed interest in a military helicopter pilot, approached the military helicopter.

@DefinitelyJSON @UAPReportingCnt They didn’t… they were brought down, found during archaeological digs, and a couple were found like someone parked it and walked away. Totally not weird.

@UAPReportingCnt How did such an advanced race of beings crash? Not possible.

👽 What if one of the beings from the alleged Roswell crash actually survived? “EBEN 1” is said to have lived under U.S. military control for years, sharing technology, star maps, and secrets about another world. Wild mythology… or hidden history?

@dephegs @uBF2fV1cVQxRjQo Actually most declassified info is overseas. Sensor data, military reporting, all over the Middle East, even in the strait of Hormuz up until recently... Some in Greece. The damn moon. Germany. Reports from France. “Satellites” before we were spacefaring.

@uBF2fV1cVQxRjQo I can’t believe that aliens only visited Americans?? Come on world….in or out?

@LangmanVince I think lots of folks might lose their shit if that cat appeared in the flesh. There’s a big difference between “believing” in something & having it show up on your doorstep. Lotsa folks believe Jesus existed but if you woke up one day to Christ himself in your kitchen…..

What I was expecting from the UFO files today versus what I got! 😂

@elmo The funk.

Elmo is going on a picnic today! What should Elmo bring? 🧺 ❤️

@TiffanyFong Yes. But they might not be alien aliens. They have probably always been here, or close by. Somebody put “satellites” up there before we were spacebound.

ok so are aliens real ?

@EchoesofWarYT John, my grandpa, served in AND funded the war to the tune of 2.5 million in today’s $$ when supplies ran low. Washington tried to get him to claim the loan and get refunded after the war, but John refused, saying knowing his descendants would live in freedom was payment enough.

@EchoesofWarYT George and my gr gr gr gr gr gr gr grandmother were cousins. They grew up near one-another. She was also a widow. George was friends with a man named John, and he introduced them. They named their children after George, a tradition that continued for decades.

Most people picture Martha Washington as a quiet woman in a bonnet, pouring tea while George won a war. The real woman was something else entirely. She was 5 feet tall. George was 6'2". When they married in 1759, she was a 27-year-old widow with two small children, and the richest woman in Virginia. She brought 17,500 acres and roughly 84 enslaved people to the marriage. George Washington didn't make her wealthy. She made him wealthy. When the Revolutionary War broke out, she didn't stay home. For 8 straight winters, every single year of the war, Martha left Mount Vernon and traveled hundreds of miles by carriage, through territory crawling with British soldiers and Loyalists, to spend the freezing months in army camp with George. She was at Morristown. Cambridge. Newburgh. Middlebrook. And Valley Forge. In 1776 she got herself inoculated against smallpox in Philadelphia, a procedure that killed plenty of people who tried it, so she could keep traveling to the front. While there, she sewed shirts for soldiers, organized the other officers' wives to mend uniforms, and walked through the camps visiting the sick and dying. By the time the war ended she had buried both of her surviving children. Patsy died of epilepsy at 17. Jacky died of camp fever right after Yorktown. She raised two of his orphaned kids at Mount Vernon. She hated being First Lady. In a private letter she described her own life as that of a "state prisoner." She wasn't being cute. She meant it. When George died in December 1799, Martha did something historians have been mourning ever since. She sat down at the fireplace and burned nearly every letter they had ever written each other. Forty years of marriage. Gone. Only three letters survived. She lived two more years. Then, quietly, she freed George's enslaved people about a year before her own death, reportedly because she had grown uneasy about so many people having a personal incentive to wish her dead. In 1886, the U.S. Treasury put her face on the $1 silver certificate. She is, to this day, the only woman ever featured on American paper currency. Almost no one alive has ever seen the bill. Almost no one alive knows any of this. That's Martha Washington.