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@JWILSON990 @LeeHurstComic @OliverRyanUK They were going to do that but they changed their minds #uturnticker

@LeeHurstComic @OliverRyanUK The only ticker the liebour party need on their site is the one that reminds us of how many u turns they’ve done . ✔️

Reform have taken their Membership Ticker off their website 👀 Could it be because Farage and his Tory tribute act haven't had a good few months, or a total coincidence?

A Labour politician, a BBC TV reporter and a British SAS soldier were captured by ISIS... They were, as usual, sentenced to death by beheading. Unexpectedly, the ISIS leader said they could have one last request before their sentence was carried out. The Labour politician asked to hear a rendering of "Keep the Red Flag Flying Here". The BBC TV reporter asked that the beheading be televised so that even when she was dead, her face was still on TV. The British SAS soldier asked to be kicked three times in the arse hard. As the SAS soldiers' request was unusual, ISIS decided to carry out the request first. As the first kick landed, the SAS soldier pulled a hidden 9mm Glock pistol out of his smock and shot three terrorists dead. He then grabbed one of the fallen terrorists' AK-47s and shot the rest of the terrorists. The other two prisoners were amazed and asked why he requested to be kicked three times before he drew his weapon. "Because", said the soldier ", when we get back to the UK, I don't want you pair of woke wankered, politically correct clowns saying it was an 'unprovoked attack'

@WorldsStrongest I'm just about to watch Martins in a live stream from the Arnolds Classic - any chance you guys could provide similar from the Worlds? #prettyplease #WSM #arnoldclassic

His WSM return loading 👀 📹: Martins Licis

@Martin_Abrams @TheGreenParty I do hope you know that this won't end well for this 'NEW' @TheGreenParty - selling your soul for a sniff of power

One week on from @TheGreenParty's landslide #GortonAndDenton by-election victory and Nigel Farage and Reform UK are still whinging about the result so I went on Live TV and called Nigel Farage a sore loser. Felt good

The Muslim world is divided about Iran: Muslim countries in favor of removing the regime: Jordan 🇯🇴 Kuwait 🇰🇼 UAE 🇦🇪 Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦 Oman 🇴🇲 Qatar 🇶🇦 Bahrain 🇧🇭 Muslim countries against the removal of the regime: Great Britain 🇬🇧 France 🇫🇷 Spain 🇪🇸

@PictonPedro I'm getting the words............crowd nonce!!

Only 4 Burton Albion fans have made the long trip down to Exeter tonight, fair bloody play to them but we simply need to get up out of this division. #ReadingFC

I will say this openly: if you are gay, or part of the wider LGBTQ+ community, and support the Green Party, reflect. This is their deputy leader. He’s at a protest to support a regime that hangs us from cranes and throws us off buildings. He does not give a fuck about us.

@mikeysmith 'Deputy political editor (Sundays)' of the @DailyMirror !! - head in the sand journalism, only report the facts that you like - I've always regarded the Mirror as a comic for grown ups

To the casual observer, it might appear that there is evidence of poll fraud in Gorton, which there isn’t. Or indeed evidence that postal vote fraud happens in the UK, which, again, there is not. Why is he being held to a different standard to any other random conspiracy crank?

Great tackle - if that is too rough for the Derby player he should take up darts instead #softget

You have to feel sorry for the people in these areas who didn't vote for this crap #GortonDentonByElection

@LBC The fascists of the future will call themselves anti-fascists - Winston Churchill

'Motivating a population to vote to keep out fascists used to be in their DNA…' As Labour loses a seat held for nearly a century, James O’Brien pinpoints a few places they went wrong.

@afneil At PMQs yesterday so called 'independant' Hoyle was obviously working with Starmer to attack Farage - a Q was asked & KS used it to demand NF apologise for a Reform councillor's comments - 'coincidentally' the next Q was from NF - absolute stitch up, shame on you #Lindsayhoyle

Speaker Lindsay Hoyle was on a jolly to the British Virgin Islands when he says he learned Peter Mandelson was apparently a flight risk (unlikely). No surprise he was in the Caribbean. Long been branded ‘long-haul Hoyle’ at our expense, spending more than £320,000 of taxpayers’ cash on foreign jaunts up until last summer since becoming Speaker in 2019. He spent more than £200,000 on first and business class plane tickets plus tens of thousands more spent on chauffeur-driven cars, stays at luxury five-star resorts and restaurants. During a previous Caribbean tour in March 2023, he shelled out nearly £5,500 chartering private planes to hop between the islands of St Maarten, Montserrat, Anguilla and Antigua. In 2024, he spent £22,000 for a five-day trip to meet his counterpart in the Cayman Islands, staying at the Westin Grand, where his room was billed at £679 per night. His snout. Our trough. They really do take us for fools.

@paulfinchauthor @WiganFans_RL The 6 again rule is horrendous - it's too subjective & allows weak refs to have a big influence on a result - get rid!!

@WiganFans_RL Would love to see the 6 again stats after this opening SL game. Really enabling Rovers to grind York down.

Rimchella class in defence as always. Can’t believe we lost to these shit bastards

They're still not listening 😂

@mudhutter I too thought we were 'alright' in the 2nd half, mainly because Hungbo made a massive difference - but a half decent 45 mins doesn't alter the fact that despite having a better squad than 2nd placed Lincoln we are 1 point above relegation! That is criminal

Shoot me down here, just like a bloke in the bogs did calling it fucking wank and a load of bollocks, but we're not playing too bad. These men are 2nd 🤷‍♂️ Just like Wycombe they are utter shite, just organised, work hard and get it forward quick by passing not hoofing the thing

@PKendrickWIG Latics' performance last night was grim, but the Wycombe right back was grimmer #wafc

Wycombe two good for Latics...and they barely had to get into second gear. Desperately poor, and desperately worrying, in equal measure. #wafc wigantoday.net/sport/football…

Great gesture - our community clubs need all the support they can get

@SEANLWOODCOCK So if you became a @UKLabour MP in 2024 you know that at the next election you will basically lose your job

So if you bet £10 on Rupert Lowe to become the next Prime Minister you basically lose £10.

@M_Shaw1 I'll let you into a secret - if you play ZERO warm up games but still expect to beat the Aussies. It doesn't matter who the coach is, it's not going to happen. @England_RL

Exclusive: Shaun Wane has left his position as England head coach. loverugbyleague.com/post/shaun-wan…

One of the toughest men, in THE toughest sport RIP Pa O'Dwyer #WSM