Tj_Dash

Did you know Emperor Palpatine quit the dark side and became a civil engineer? His colleagues all call him Darth CITI-OUS now. :) #TjsTerriblePuns

An oak, a spruce, and a maple decided they were gonna overthrow their government. They were all arrested for high TREE-SON. :) #TjsTerriblePuns

@Xander_Pie Why wouldnt i be? XD

@tj_dash Ur alive!!??

I had a friend who always got angry when he needed to use the restroom. The toilet always pissed him off. :) #TjsTerriblePuns

@B00k_Snake_Brit Tis quite the moo-ving pun we have here. We can milk it for all its' worth, and cow-nt the puns that follow. :)

@tj_dash We can go back and forth. In my work place, we have farm animals. It sucks that I cant name the animals, cos id love to name a cow Simon... Simon Cowl

@Wolfy_6066 I tweet once every few months or so XD

@tj_dash Haven't heard anything in years and this is what I see 😭😭

@NeoWarspite Tis my specialty :)

@tj_dash Nice pun

@Mr_RoN_VR I am bored at work, so yeah. (Hello, bored at work, nice to meet you)

@tj_dash HOLY a RARE TJ TWEET???

@Olly_Alcoholly You cannot stop da puns from flowing :)

@tj_dash First tweet in ages and that’s what we get?

@Asneakyninja1 Nope opened up the box brand new.

@tj_dash did you buy it like used or something???

So bought new headphones today from Corsair. They came with a nice USB-C cord. The headset uses micro usb... WHAT USES MICRO USB IN 2025?!

@Asneakyninja1 I too was quite surprised when i saw it. Evidently they didnt think so either, given the cable they packed

@tj_dash that's... i didnt think any of the recent corsair stuff used micro b anymore?

What Pokémon is most likely to rob its trainer? Steelix. :) #TjsTerriblePuns

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@TheTotless Happ birf, purple dork!

Balloons are back

@TombstoneSMB @DragonDylan10 What in tarnation O.o

@DragonDylan10 @tj_dash come get your sassy salamander

no thoughts, head empty #VRChat #anime #shorts #Vtuber

twitch.tv/tj_dash LIVE NOW! 2 days in a row is rare these days, but lets do stuff!

twitch.tv/tj_dash LIVE NOW! I haven't been streaming much at all lately, but I think im ready to give it another go! WE EXPLORE THE ZONE TODAY! STALKER 2: HEART OF CHORNOBYL!

Did you know cyborgs and other machines feel lots of emotions? They're just forced to keep them... BOT-TLED UP! #TJsTerriblePuns

Did you know that toilet paper is best used for cleaning up life's shittiest problems? :) #TjsTerriblePuns