T.J. Leeper
292 posts
T.J. Leeper
@tjleeper41
Former athlete @queens_football, professional gas passer, world’s okayest father. Opinions are the ones beamed into my brain by the MLB.
London, Ontario Katılım Ağustos 2017
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If I call the Scotiabank phone number everyday for a year and get the same “we are experiencing higher than normal call volumes” message, is that false advertising?
Or are they using the time before phones were invented to bring down their average?
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@rtraborn Have we confirmed a young boy wasn’t in the audience sending signals to the manager my flapping his arms?
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GIF
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Pro tip: Aussie rules football jerseys are great for wearing while you’re lifting weights. On a related note, go @Richmond_FC Tigers! 🐯
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@TheSGEM @AshleyGWinter @AliRaja_MD I haven’t read the paper but I give Dex for everything. Nausea? Dex. Pain? Dex. Swelling? Dex. On pre-op Dex? Dex.
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Will you be adding dexamethasone to your usual care for patients presenting to the emergency department with acute renal colic? #EBM #FOAMed @KevSternbergUro" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">thesgem.com/2023/01/sgem38… @AshleyGWinter @AliRaja_MD
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Tell an Orthopaedic horror story in three words or less.
I’ll go first:
Dark, icy stairs
#orthotwitter #MedTwitter
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@rob_leeper I don’t know your exact plan, but using the CRRT machine to sous vide that brisket is going to take forever.
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Top signs that it’s Christmas at work:
✅Presents for fam under office 🎄
✅Briskett in office fridge
Everything is more fun at Christmas ☺️
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The funny thing about a men’s hockey league is you can borrow any of a dozen bottles of body wash. Good luck finding any shampoo or conditioner though.
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@ga_thomps It means you’re taller than someone who is 187cm but shorter than someone who is 189cm. Hope that helps.
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Can confirm Canadian bilingualism is in fact about weights and measurements. My government ID says I’m 188cm tall but I have no idea what that means.
ian bremmer@ianbremmer
next time you hear an american joke about moving to canada... show them this (maybe the pool isn’t always warmer on the other side)
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Packing or REBOA or Fixation??
OR or IR or CT???
For major pelvic fracture the answer is “all of the above” and the magic is in the nuance of how each center and each surgeon puts them all together.
Great panel & great discussion at #ACSCC2022
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New discovery. The longer the thread about COVID on Twitter. The less you should pay attention to it.
That applies the rest of Med Twitter
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@rob_leeper @elliotthaut @traumadoctors @hopkinssurgery @HopkinsMedicine @LindaDultz @aliciak1975 @CVelopulos @AdilHaiderMD @JFreischlag It’s a Canadian thing. #hockeyhair
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@elliotthaut @traumadoctors @hopkinssurgery @HopkinsMedicine @LindaDultz @aliciak1975 @CVelopulos @AdilHaiderMD @JFreischlag It’s a special mentor who can instantly recall your AAST fashion choices “cool green jacket, better than the red one last time. Not sure about the hair”. #feedback #coaching #mentor4life
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One of my favorite parts of the @traumadoctors meeting is catching up with past @hopkinssurgery @HopkinsMedicine #AcuteCareSurgery fellows. I’m so proud of all the work you do. #AAST2022
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@jordan_leitch @AG_EM33 My daughter has 2 stuffies she loves, a river otter and a sea otter. I brought her the river otter in bed last night and she got really upset. Turns out she wanted the Otter one.
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One time in fellowship my attending was like “There’s renal failure, when a patient’s kidneys stop working. Then there’s wean-al failure, when you can’t wean a patient off the vent…” and I laughed so hard that I snorted. I miss Attending Dad Jokes. ❤️
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@rich_hilsden @DGlaucomflecken From “one doctor to another” is the only way TO do it. Have a good day in the OR Rich. *leans in for gentle forehead kiss*
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@DGlaucomflecken Definitely not a gentle forehead kiss. From one doctor to another… don’t do this… pandemic or otherwise
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How did we greet patients before the pandemic? Handshake? Hug? Gentle forehead kiss? I can’t remember.
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@ewwalser @UWO_Gen_Sx_PD @CANUCSurg Dr. Ott doesn’t play favourites with his residents. In anesthesia we do, great pic @ewwalser
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@UWO_Gen_Sx_PD Can’t even get a shoutout in my last week, either for myself or @CANUCSurg !
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Watching newly minted grads teach the next generation of seniors is the greatest reward and pleasure of post-graduate training. #surgicaleducation #Proud_PD
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