Thomas Rios

I’m excited by the ceramic coating Apple is putting all over the iPhone 17 Pro Max. My ceramic coated Apple Watch Ultra 2 is so much stronger than the regular glass. Although, I’m not going to be sold until @ZacksJerryRig gets ahold of one.

🚨🚨🚨THREAD… 🧵🧵🧵 THE #NFL REFS SCREWED OVER THE HOUSTON #TEXANS ON 10 AWFUL CALLS TODAY ALONE. 10. ONE OF THE MOST EVER. The refs' favoring KC has become a common theme this season. 1) REFS SOMEHOW CALL THIS A ROUGHING THE PASSER ON HOUSTON. 😳

Hey, now that Alec Baldwin killed someone, I bet @nbcsnl is in the market for a new Trump. I heard @Shanemgillis is pretty good. 🤷🏽‍♂️ Just sayin.

@backbone @IvyJanitza

CenterPoint intends to increase their rates to recoup the cost of recovering from Hurricane Beryl, passing the cost on to the customer. That dog won’t hunt.

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

@Riostradamus She clearly has a bendy straw in her throat.

WITCHCRAFT!!!

@Riostradamus That dude’s gonna need healthcare if he lands on that ship and his jet pack arms don’t also shoot bullets.

Okay, but how ‘bout mental healthcare for all instead?

This one hits hard for me.

@GreatScottTx @GPinks They’re chocolate covered!

Ok, I’m horrified. Tell me they don’t burn their sausages in the SEC…

I guess you have to have actually “won a Super Bowl” and not just be “at a Super Bowl party” to successfully shoot your shot at @taylorswift13.

Has anyone tried turning him off and then back on again?

@mrandystevens @wspd1pio If I had to guess, the bus turned onto SR 7 SB and didnt see the NB motorcyclist coming at all. Very sad to see!

@mrandystevens @wspd1pio Drove by this around 1pm on my way to Mt Rainier with the family. Sadly, the rider who passed was still in front of the bus covered w/ sheet. The motorcycle was under/behind the front left bus tire.

Troopers, Paramedics and @wsdot_tacoma are on scene with this collision, which has been reported as a motorcycle vs bus. I am saddened to announce that one of the motorcycle riders has died. The intersection will be blocked for an extended period of time for our investigation.

@Riostradamus Shortest distance between 2 points is a straight line.

That’s the shortest cut I’ve ever seen.

@patrick84_03 Live closer to the tracks and the screeching of metal on metal will soon be like a sweet lullaby.

@JAYVERSACE Someone You Loved - Lewis Capaldi

@bwingate85 @fasc1nate I thought that WAS that lizard running from all them snakes in that Planet Earth video!!

@fasc1nate Looks almost as fast as that lizard runnin through all them snakes in that Planet Earth video amiright @tjrios85

@Snowden Imagine being the digital artist on @fiverr hired to create these.

What happened to us?