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stressed, well dressed, coffee obsessed ☕
Katılım Mart 2020
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How did the British survive in India for 350 years?
non aesthetic things@PicturesFoIder
The UK records its hottest May day in history as temperatures hit 34.8°C (94.6°F)
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Finally… ✨
It’s CA Rashmi Maurya!
The first in my family to achieve this milestone — truly grateful for the journey and for everyone who supported and believed in me.💙
#caresults #Grateful #FirstGeneration #Milestone
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Finallyy It's CA Nemo guys 🥳🥳🥳😭😭😭😭 in 2025
#cafinal #caresults #icai #CharteredAccountant #icairesult

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From Day 1 of marriage, Saurabh started sending ₹25,000 every month to his parents.
No excuses. No delays.
Parents lived in a small town. Simple life. No demands.
8 years passed.
₹24 lakh sent.
Saurabh always thought,
“At least they are comfortable.”
In 2024, his father passed away suddenly.
While arranging documents, his mother handed him a bank passbook.
Balance: ₹29.5 lakh.
Every rupee Saurabh sent… was saved.
Plus FD interest.
Inside the passbook, there was a small folded note:
“For your children’s future. – Papa”
Saurabh thought he was supporting them.
They were silently building his safety net.
Moral:
Parents never stop being parents.
Even when you think you are the provider. ❤️
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Someone comes to CA office in March
CA : You have a Tax payable of Rs 1.85 Lakhs
People : It's too much, how it is possible ?
CA : You have capital gain on sale of shares which has increased tax so much
People : Please do something, I don't wanna pay this tax !!
CA : You can do one thing, sell the shares which are in loss today and buy again Tommorow or day after. This will reduce your capital gain & also reduce the cost of holding present portfolio.
People : Ohh !! That's great
AND THEN the same person brag on twitter "Sab CA Tax chori karwate hai" 😊
Some people are double faced !!
They don't understand that CA's plan taxes not evade. Thankfully the difference between both are taught to us in the intermediate level itself.
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Bro is so rich that the second-richest person is closer to me than to him.
djcows@djcows
bro makes billionaires look poor
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Pick a lucky number from 1 – 40.
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Hey @grok, Please pick 10 random people from comments in 48 hours
Make sure you are following me so I can DM you
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