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Hello Jedediah. Followed you since Red Eye, you are awesome. Started out amazing then and got even better since. Little sister wash-it-yourself is an idiot. She received misery-creating advice, and now she's infecting others with it. My lovely bride does the laundry, ferries grandkids, etc. She is a treasure, and our kids and grandkids love her. (Our kids come to visit grandma and grandpa, not the other way around). Many years ago (26), she had a massive blood clot when pregnant with our youngest. We almost lost her, and she was bedridden for a few months. We had 5 kids at the time, and I did the laundry, the cooking, ran all the errands, etc, then did my work. I have enormous respect for moms and what they do. There is an old saying that goes "you love whom you serve." It was an honor and priviledge to serve my wife that way, I am so grateful that my wife serves our family in all the ways that she does. BTW, driving the kids around and doing all that work gave me a fantastic (and tiring) lesson about what mom's do, and I gained a whole new appreciation for our mothers (especially single moms). I don't get to listen to you often (my loss), but every time I do I enjoy it and learn something. Thank you!

Guys imagine being married to this horrible woman

Fight recap. 1. New lesson for Bully. Hands at your side, butt's on the ground. 2. I did NOT anticipate that traffic cone. Great touch (and an excellent throw). 3. Bouncers bounce, that's what they do. And they know stuff. Shorty got bounced with a head butt that only brain damage can wipe from his memory. 4. Finish the ice cream and go back for another! Maybe a different set of walking targets will enter the stage for a their turn to "face the concrete?" Another excellent excursion into the finer points of FAFO. Well done, sir.

Cowards learning the art of FAFO.

Uh... err... hmm. While the graphic looks amazing and I'm always up for more Kimche (love the stuff), the poverty language looks like a very thinly veiled ploy (at best) to transfer my hard earned savings to the Sovey National Treasury. Next, South Korea is cold (I've been there twice in the winter, froze my a$$ off), North Korea is colder, and north of that is China and a lovely little slice of Russia (Vladivostok-ugh). Where, exactly, are you planning to locate the new Sovey worshipping worker's paradise? Are you asking us to fight our way in and conquer land for North North Korea (aka Soveyland)? Or are we skipping those areas and heading straight to a perennially winter wonderland home (North Pole)? I would like to know this before I have you image tattooed over my entire back and chest, and your face tattooed on my left cheek.

I've had some free time over the weekend, so I decided to start my own country. It's called North North Korea. It's like totally different than that country because I'm leading it and I will get communism right this time. Pinky swear. A few things "we" believe in: - Citizens will be free to pursue any career they want, including Flag Waver, State Poet, Approved Farmer, and Guy Who Looks The Other Way. - Food shortages will be rebranded as intermittent fasting, proving once again that North North Korea is ahead of Western wellness trends. - Free speech is allowed, as long as it is supportive, pre-approved, and convenient for the regime. - X posts that offend the regime will simply be sent to a farm upstate where they can heal. - The economy will be powered by female intuition and confiscated Bitcoin from men with anime profile pictures. - Citizens will be required to clap whenever my name is mentioned, but only for 45 seconds, because I respect work-life balance. - Poverty has been abolished by making it illegal to describe yourself as poor without first thanking the government for the character development. - Citizens may own private property, but only emotionally. Physically, it belongs to the people, and by "the people," I mean me. - Our national bird is the surveillance drone, because it sees everything and minds its business beautifully. - Every household will display my official portrait, but in a softer, gentler way that feels more like decor than psychological control. - Everyone will receive equal housing, except me, because leadership is stressful and I require a palace for nervous system regulation. - We reject oppressive state propaganda. We prefer mandatory inspirational content. We got this. And by "we" I mean me. I got this.

@angelshalagina Ask for victory. I'm sure you'll feel safe after Putin and his cronies receive a just punishment for their actions and Russia is disarmed.

I’m from Ukraine. I don’t ask for peace anymore. I ask for enough strength to survive this war long enough to finally feel safe again. #ukrainian #ukrainiangirl #ukrainians #ukraine #ukraineunderattack

@SoveyX I'll send him my business cards. My fortunes are made!

🚫 Not Breaking: X creator payouts have reportedly collapsed after Elon Musk was forced to redirect nearly all platform revenue toward child support for what analysts are calling “a Genghis Khan number of children.” Sources say creators became suspicious after their payout dashboards stopped showing dollar amounts and began displaying custody schedules, diaper futures, and one ominous line item labeled Recurring Mini-Elons. According to three gurus, two gypsies, and a barefoot woman outside Whole Foods who claims she midwifed a Tesla, Musk now has “somewhere between 73 children and a congressional district.” “Elon isn’t broke,” explained one tarot-based venture capitalist. “He’s just vertically integrating fatherhood at a scale the market has never seen.” X finance officials reportedly confirmed that nearly all creator revenue has been redirected toward what internal documents describe as “civilizational seed funding,” including nannies, miniature rockets, family court retainers, and emergency applesauce reserves. When reached for comment, Musk allegedly replied, “Civilization needs more humans,” before posting a rocket emoji, a baby bottle emoji, and a poll asking whether child support should be payable in exposure. At press time, Musk promised creators that payouts would return to normal just as soon as the kids stop launching crayons into low Earth orbit.

@ntaaribi I have a somewhat daredevil son. Once told me he wanted to push his body until it breaks, just to see how far he could go. He went into the military and finally got it out of his system with minimal damage.

@tkdheadmaster It wasn’t successful bro can’t walk now which is very sad 😔 but he is a legend for trying this out.

Most insane thing I have ever seen 😳

@ntaaribi Because of this stunt, or a different stunt? He pulled that jump off quite skillfully, so I presume he practiced quite a bit and performed other stunts as well.

@ntaaribi Stupid spell checker. Should read "... does not understand..." Grumpy.

@ntaaribi Uh... hmmm... OK! The nexus of testosterone and adrenaline! Coupled, of course, with an undeveloped frontal cortex that does understand what months in a hospital and physical rehab mean. Regardless, he gets the oversized man card for pulling that one off successfully.

@Mikiashvili_M Great news! Elon Musk trembles in fear when he receives your complaints.

@tkdheadmaster Yes, I’m finally all good now 🙏🏻

Lately, I’ve had the pleasure of engaging with Armenian youth to share with them key messages from Georgia’s experience: to never take freedoms for granted, to never have the illusion of security that things cannot get worse, to never let red flags fly under the radar, to know that a government with limited resources is more vulnerable to democratic pressure than a government with unlimited resources, and to go and vote (whoever they consider worthy of their trust) so that others do not choose their future on their behalf. I am very grateful to the organizers for the experience and glad to see that many attendees take the information very enthusiastically, some even wanting to stay in touch with me. #GiorgioArmani

@TheFl0orIsLaVa 😂

Sure, and Irish nostalgia for British rule is very common in Ireland too, right?

@sister_slay Thank Heavens! Hopefully not homicidal, either.

I am not suicidal

@SoveyX 10.

Umpire challenge: how many of these are strikes?

@SteveInmanClips @SteveInman That's a dude! Takes a hard shot to the lads, and laughs while doubled over in pain. One of nature's great mysteries is how boys and young men smash their balls over and over and can still reproduce.

Ball Meets Balls

@SteveInmanClips Take up a collection to help the man pay for his car repairs?

Happy FAFO Friday

@Raw_Combat_ Dude just got "elevated."

A thug assaulted a 73-year-old man in an elevator right in front of his wife... but he had no idea who he was messing with, and learned the hard way.

@Jpod_art Wow!

Kyiv ☺️

Many need help, because you're in a war! But that's not the issue. As you know, you are most effective when you focus on the needs of those around you in your immediate sphere of influence. You live, eat, sleep, and fight with them, and you patch them up. You know their specific needs. Of course, if someone calls you a bit@# for not giving them what they want, you do know what they need; psychiatric help! Unless you are a psych nurse... . Besides, I seem to remember some time ago that one or more people were calling you names, making threats, and such. Didn't one turn out to be a Putin supporter? You are doing a great work. Other organizations provide general or more broad-based support.

A few days ago I heard probably one of the strangest “accusations” about myself so far.. Someone apparently said that “ that b*tch trinzu is only helping her friends” . That I don’t help random people who write to me because I don’t know them personally and honestly… it made me think for a moment. Because yes. I do help my friends. Who else should I be helping after 3 years in Ukraine? I have built my whole life around people here. I have friends in different brigades, different units, different directions. I have watched some of those people die already. I have sat with people after losses. I have waited for messages that never came. So of course I want to help the people I personally know and care about. I want to know where the money goes, what equipment is needed, who is using it and why. Maybe that makes me egoistic in someone’s eyes, I don’t know... But when I open a fundraiser for Roma, people already know who Roma is. When I collect for 3rd Assault, people know I actually know the people there. Same with Wave Raid, Orion.tac and many others. These are not random names for me. These are real people I talk to every day and the reality is that the needs never end. One team patiently waits while I finish a collection for another one. Then another waits after them. Nobody is screaming at me. Most of them actually understand how hard things have become now for everyone. They know visibility is low. They know people are exhausted but they still wait because they trust me and I trust them. So yes. I mostly help my friends. You have seen these people on my photos for years already. You know their faces, their jokes, their dogs, their damaged cars, their exhausted eyes after rotations and trainings. They stopped being “units” to me a very long time ago. They are simply my people. So yes, I am helping only my friends and if that makes me a bitch, then so be it.

@trinzu Big cat!

16kg of pure love😻