t money

I told my coworker I go to the restroom to cry sometimes we both laughed she thought I was joking

@LACTAlD KATHY PLS

You can’t fool me that’s a lap xuong

we have reached the age where we send physical holiday cards to each other

heartbreak sucks but what hurts more is when @Delta forces you to check your rimowa while there’s so many overhead bins open still 💔

i am so upset at weekend 1 still 😔

punching the air rn

I love when my work moms and aunties like my hoe ass pics on instagram like thank you for understanding that I am a thot outside of these scrubs

@xjavlinx WHATS THE VERDICT IS IT WORTH THE CALORIES

my girl was sad so i went to mcd’s to get her a happy meal & they gave us that new strawberry mcflurry for FREE baby we uppp

@vanessachauu YESSSS!!!! HIT MY LINE

i haven’t tweeted all year but im here to ask: send ur weekend 1 sunday coachella tix my way friends!!!!

@imyetep FUNDING YOUR KIDS COLLEGE!!! ITS FOR A GOOD CAUSE!!!!

would've never thought people would buy my merch i love you guys

@imyetep RED ROCKS NEXT. MANIFESTING THIS FOR YOU KING.

Playing Denver tomorrow 😭 Always wanted to play !!

@ch3dduht when 2+2=5 cuz u found out some extra shit u didn’t wanna know

@ch3dduht ???????

the TSA agent really said “happy holidays! have a nice day and good luck” 😭

im such a mask police at work like i wasn’t maskless at a festival sharing a water bottle with 7 other people LMAO

so many of my problems would be solved if i drank more water…. and my bitch ass still can’t 😔

the one time my RBF came in clutch: no one sat next to me on the flight 🥰

someone need to tell southwest that we don’t care if one way is $49 if the other way is gonna be $400

@toryashleyy ¡¡tHat part!!

fuck life, marry my bed, kill the voices in my head

discovered my first drug allergy and it’s to percocets LOL couldn’t be a drug addict even if i tried 😩