Tom Kretchmar

A few days ago I decided that almost everyone deserves a trophy for their 2020 accomplishments, whatever they may be, so I designed and ordered one for myself, and it just arrived and it’s magnificent, and you should do the same for yourself.

@joshgondelman Don't be coy; it was the behind the scenes pep talks you gave 97.91% of them. NICE JOB!

Holy shit let's go!!!! twitter.com/sagaftra/statu…

@CraigLaBan Hear hear. Also, filed away somewhere in my mom's house back home in Philly, I have a copy of the restaurant review of Fork that I wrote for the Daily Pennsylvanian back in the 90's. It may not have been LaBan-level scribesmanship, but it assuredly gave the highest of praise!

@tkretchmar Ellen is as good as it gets as an ambassador for Philly’s food scene, because she and the Fork/akitchen/HighSt team have been instrumental in helping to build it over the past quarter century.

@miyukato1121 You shouldn't apologize any further than you already did on court. On the other hand, @MarieBouzkova & @sara_sorribes should publicly atone for their shameful&opportunistic flouting of fair play, & should - and likely will - be booed everywhere they go for the foreseeable future.

I would like to sincerely apologize to the Ball Girl, my partner Aldila&Team, & my supporters because of today's unfortunate mishap. It was completely unintentional. As a result, I am penalized by RG by forfeiting my prize money & points. I appreciate all your continued support!

@JPFlexner 💯🙌

This tweet contains a type adjusting reference AND a Tom Petty lyric. Thank you for making a tweet just for me, Tom.

@johnlevenstein @julieklausner This version - by Barry Mann himself - is one of my favorite recordings of anything ever, full stop: youtube.com/watch?v=mV6r1j…

@julieklausner Listened to this one of theirs today youtube.com/watch?v=bflkeW…

@mariskreizman Regretfully I’m the Xeroxed branzino

While it was a huge oversight that the Rewatchables crew didn't have me guest host this episode, I'm nonetheless ecstatic that they finally covered my favorite movie of all time.

@mariskreizman I'm the lawyer Kendall's contacting re: changing his custody deal

@kibblesmith Cheap Trick wrote Dream Police in solidarity with crime procedural writers who are unable to write down any new cops

@imjasondiamond tired: Goop wired: Jewp

Trying to convince @imjasondiamond to start a band with me called Mishegossip Guys

@steve_vladeck @ProfMMurray @profamandatyler @LisaManheimWA @evanasmith @mjs_DC @KSVesq Perhaps Karen will give you her limited power of attorney to sign a copy for me in her name on her behalf.

@tkretchmar @ProfMMurray @profamandatyler @LisaManheimWA @evanasmith @mjs_DC @KSVesq Alas, she will only be at the Austin and DC events.

On May 16, @BasicBooks is publishing my debut book, "The Shadow Docket: How the Supreme Court Uses Stealth Rulings to Amass Power and Undermine the Republic." Here's a🧵about the book, why I hope you'll consider pre-ordering it, and details on some of the public events about it:

@KSVesq @steve_vladeck @ProfMMurray @profamandatyler @LisaManheimWA @evanasmith @mjs_DC Why does this always happen when people let a matlaw lawyer enter the chat:

@tkretchmar @steve_vladeck @ProfMMurray @profamandatyler @LisaManheimWA @evanasmith @mjs_DC Deal

@steve_vladeck @ProfMMurray @profamandatyler @LisaManheimWA @evanasmith @mjs_DC If I attend the NYC event can I get a copy of your book signed by @KSVesq?

8. We also have some great live events lined up, starring @ProfMMurray, @profamandatyler, @LisaManheimWA, @evanasmith & @mjs_DC: 5/19: tinyurl.com/shadowdocketnyc 5/23: tinyurl.com/shadowdocketsf 5/24: tinyurl.com/shadowdocketsea 5/25: tinyurl.com/shadowdocketatx 5/31: tinyurl.com/shadowdocketdc

@rgodfrey I go into every Saturday hoping it'll be the one where I finally break ten minutes (my current Saturday PR is 10:00 flat). Yesterday's was not the day.

The Ramones changed my life. Thank you Mr. Stein.

@imjasondiamond 💫

@imjasondiamond When'd you get unbanned?

On the way to a meeting yesterday, fully suited up like the white collar whatever I am, I spotted a guy wearing an old school Ink & Dagger shirt. I broke stride to give him a full-throated Philly punk/hardcore shoutout. It was enthusiastically received. Philly heads are the best.

@imjasondiamond Last week I started a binge of Homeland and I repeatedly found myself thinking "wait Mandy Patinkin could be wearing slim fit shirts if he wanted to"