Tony Leggett

@NevinLawrence My son was born on Thursday 12 April, if he had held out for another 5 hours or so he would definitely have been called Damian

My wife's due date is today. This weekend she seemed scared and asked to have a serious conversation with me. Wife - "If the baby is born on my due date will you make a Star Wars joke?" Me - "Of course not. I would never dream of it." Wife - "I just needed to check."

@bagshaw2112 £6. 16 shillings 4 1/2d

Can any of my followers do this - must say I struggled 😳😳😳

#itvx what’s going on with voting on I’m A Celebrity ? Voting just doesn’t work

@MarieArtx Probably 15 but the figure is different and there is no indication as to what those differences mean

@glastobation So glad I witnessed this live in the fields, straight into my top ten headline slots. They were just as good at Kendal Calling.

The loudest thing I’ve seen in 10 Glastonbury’s

Watching this back. Dutty, dutty bastards. 🔥 #Glastonbury #Glasto

@Nicky13Johnson Never seen it from this angle. We could see it all the way from Hartlepool

Wishing you a wonderful weekend from Roseberry Topping, North Yorkshire 😊

@xxxxTheKing Does no one else call them alleys?

What do you call this in your language?

@chrislowndes Unfortunately, I was serving in Cyprus with the RAF in 1985, the only European country who refused to pay for Live Aid. I can’t bring myself to watch it even now. I have made it a mission to see every act live and have done them all except David Bowie much to my regret.

As we all look back at #LiveAid40, I would like to tell the story of my experience as a 20yo attending the Wembley show on 13 July 1985. These are never-before seen photos, taken on my Canon A1 with a 50mm lens from my position centre front in the crowd 🧵

@willieo2018 @Safcmbell You never seen Liam live then, or Sam Fender, or Ed Sheeran or the Amazons?

Two geordies trying to start on me at Oasis because I have a Sunderland hat on. Such insecure, delusional, individuals. What’s the point #safc

@YusufCatStevens @BSTHydePark It was a beautiful set Yusuf, as ever thank you 🙏

Great moment of togetherness, basking in the glorious sunlight, full of hope and sublime music. #Peace @BSTHydePark

@sarah__british My mum was independent and lived in her own home until she was 91 and had a stroke. The stroke left her unable to eat, speak and paralysed down her whole right side. She had to be fed through a tube direct to her stomach. She was entirely bed bound. The NHS took every penny.

My granda 85 is going into care home tomorrow just to stay alive. Its £2000 per WEEK until his house and savings have been swallowed up. Meanwhile in Dover, the illegal immigrants continue to arrive and are fastracked to a free 4 star hotel at our expense. He still pays tax.

@xxxxTheKing That cauliflower has aged well

@emilyeavis don’t know if you intervened but thank you anyway there are many relieved campers in the zigzags now

The worst organised arrival @glastonbury for 20 years. We are told that Orange Car Park has been reserved for staff and we are corralled in Pink car park, in our cars, until 4 am!! The camping has been reduced so we are going to be miles from any action.

@emilyeavis after arriving at 9pm, as we have for the past 20 years we are now being stopped from joining the queue and being told to go back to our cars until 4am. There are many very upset customers

@RealMattLeggett As he is a registered fighter this will be considered an assault with a deadly weapon and he should get life for it, but of course he won’t.

Is it really a shock that Conor McGregor sucker-punched someone unprovoked in a nightclub? It’s not like it hasn’t happened 10 times before

@KieferCopp @glastonished We took one a few years ago and security forced us to take it down. We were threatened with being chucked out. There is not enough room for everyone to take one

@glastonished Anyone ever took a gazebo? 👀

JEEEEEEEEZ GLASTO IS LOOKING HOT HOT HOT ☀️ ☀️ 🍺 ☀️ ☀️ 🥵

@Ukrainian_Twins Hi

@LozzaFox That’s because it is a fake photo Laurence. They actually look nothing like each other, but you probably know that. I thought you objected to fake news?

One small step for feminism. One giant leap for Botox. Do men find these plastic identikit women attractive? I’m interested. To me they look like vampires in a low budget Dracula remake with an underfunded makeup department. They all look exactly the same. Strange.

@xxxxTheKing It’s a bradawl

What do you call this tool in your language?