Todd Miller

@deankoontz Want to pay off my student loans? Took a shot...you said anything.

Ask me anything. They call me Mr. Answerman. They call me a lot of things, but Mr. Answerman is the nicest.

Ever do an online @Walmart grocery pick-up order and your fruit was already rotten or expired? Don't request a refund for that item. Take it back to the store. If you don't, your account will get deactivated and you can no longer shop online or through the app. Just FYI.

@Pantera can you bring @crowbarrules to the Darien Lake show in NY??

Just bought @Metallica 72 Seasons. Excited to check it out. #nonmoreyellow

@HobbyLobby will your stores be open on Good Friday?

Before becoming a parent, be warned your kids will get sick everytime you have something to look forward to. #parenting #sickkids

Goodbye Pumpkin Spice. Halloween sucks. Save your Peppermint BS for December. Christmas can wait. Give me all the gravy/stuffing flavored shit right now!!! Thanksgiving forever!!!

Bought some @Friendlys Butter Crunch ice cream. Says "Contains a bioengineered ingredient" on the container. Seriously?? It's fucking ice cream.

One day of heat and I'm wishing for a blizzard already. (A real one or the @DairyQueen variety....but preferably the first option.)

@HeyDudeShoesUSA would love to hear back from someone about why these shoes are coming apart after only two days.

@HeyDudeShoesUSA, I just got these on Thursday. I've worn them twice and the stitching is already coming out. Great shoes but doesn't seem that quality matches the price.

I ordered some @HeyDudeShoesUSA and they are being shipped by @DHLUS. Tracking says 11 days for shipping from NJ to NY. Google Maps says you can walk to NJ in 4 days from where I am in NY.

@originalbombpop blended with vanilla ice cream will change your life.

Fun fact: At night, when it's quiet and everyone else is in bed, bird chirps sound like smoke alarms with low batteries. #shutupyoufeatheredmorons #justgotofuckingsleep

I always thought the little girl in #Signs with water all over the place was just a plot twist in the movie... until I became a parent. All. Over. The. Place.

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Remember the days of going to bed, sleeping, and not waking up more sore than when you went to bed? Being young was awesome like that.

Right out of my booty Wordle 280 2/6 ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

#TurningRed is the #TeenWolf of this generation. Wasn't sure about the subject matter at first, but honestly a job well done by @disneyplus. Two paws up.

@OleanEastView I need one of those beards!!!

Check out this green