Claire Calloway

when i was a kid i thought if i believed in God hard enough he would reincarnate me into a pikachu. i stopped believing in him when someone told me this was impossible

no more “girl math.” that’s how we got the bene gesserit

@PhoxInSocks I could be convinced

Hey, does someone smarter and more handsy wanna take my back tyre off, replace my sprocket and chain and realign my rear? and realign my rear as payment, because I'm broke af.

*paws at u* can you hit me *paws at u* can you hit me *paws at u* can you hit me *paws at u* can you hit me *KRRRACK* *paws at u* ca. an cnan you. hit me agaaen,

@SwissRifle Yes yes yes

Should I get the 250 bucks tokarev with 2x100 ammo boxes and a holster?

i have the katamari damacy soundtrack if anyone wants to come over and have sex

(lesbians looking at their wife) do you think i have a chance with her

@pussyfest_ Memememememememememe

@pussyfest_ Eyo? No way?