Thomas Mertz

@LauraEChrist Faktisk, hvis man er rigtig heldig hjælper ens date med at få den brugt.

@stinelinnemann Det siger bare ikke så skidemeget længere. :/

@stinelinnemann Øj. Han har det vildt.

@DrGJackBrown @MonicaLewinsky Remember. You can’t be punished for crimes that failed

Is the Magic Keyboard for the iPad Pro worth it?

@JoeyDoughnuts_ @UberFacts You better goddamn believe it. Witches are dope.

@UberFacts Sounds like a lot of dudes out there were willingly and knowingly fucking witches.

@stinelinnemann Crypto. 😢

@ewpaisley This thread is the only type of content I really require in my life.

I met one of the guys who set up the system ten years or so ago and he was aghast, but also "thoroughly retired" as he put it.

Here's a random thread about cultural differences around naming customs in Denmark. So in the UK, people seem to use quite a lot of nicknames or conventional short-forms of names. William -> Bill, Robert -> Bob, but e.g. Emily -> Ems, Charlotte -> Charlie

@ewpaisley All of these examples are equally valid in Southern Jutland.

Funny enough this is still common in Swedish. Only exception I can think of is Frederik, which can be Frede, and Christian, which is sometimes Chrede, Kriller or Kette. Christina can be Chris, Alex for Alexander - more common for Greco-Latin names.

@stinelinnemann Sådan en paddehatte sky er skåret ind i hjernen på alle boomere. Derfor. Det er barndomstraumer.

@KStevnhoej @stinelinnemann De har snart anholdt flere af deres egne borgere end de har mistet unge mænd i en vanvittig krig.

@nerdd A hvaffor noget? Har Pape sprunget en sikring?

Olesya got married today in a battlefield ceremony in Kyiv as Russian forces push closer into the city.

@peterbrodersen Peter.

Dette er en reminder om, at du har lovet nogen at sende et link til dem. Men du kan ikke huske til hvem og om hvad.

@Heilemann Your son is wise beyond his years.

@abitunsound Pokkers. Der kan jeg ikke hjælpe. Men hvis du finder et godt tilbud må du gerne dele.

@abitunsound Kan pricerunner.dk ikke svare på det?

@peterbrodersen Eller virksomheder der er “innovative”.

Der er den gamle joke med, at lande, der bliver nødt til at have "demokratisk" som en del af deres landenavn, næppe er det. Det samme lader til at være tilfældet for artikler, der beskriver sig selv som "nuanceret" og "balanceret".

To the free people of the world! We feel your support. We see your demonstrations with our flags. We hear your chants. This helps us fight the horrific Russian evil. Ukraine holds its ground ✊ We. Will. Not. Fall. #StandWithUkraine

@happeningfish It certainly served me well.

To this day I think that letting a 5-year-old watch M*A*S*H seems like it should be bad parenting but is actually 100% the best parenting

How old were you when you got obsessed with M*A*S*H and have been anti-war since? And why was it like around age 5-6?