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JACOB COLLIER: and violins, could I get a pizzicato d, then up to g, yeah that's nice. flutes keep those quavers going. And piano, could I have a trill on your lowest b flat Me: (closing piano lid) no sorry Jacob JC: a trill on the b flat please piano Me: no Jacob I won't do it

ok well i just did some light reading on the pitcairn islands: jesus christ!

@FaltyDL unfortunately you are correct

I may be terribly misinformed but I have a sneaking suspicion recycling is a total scam by big plastic

@SweatieAngle Fellas at what point should you disclose that you have biblically accurate balls

I like this one. Fellas get those testicles huge and perfectly spherical. I should be able to tell fortunes by gazing at them. They should ripple, tremble, and flutter with your every step like the wings of a butterfly alighting on a wildflower

@facetedcarapace I feel like we should prioritize teaching math, languages and big list of things that should definitely not be taught in schools and we can put flirting on the nice to have list

It is taught in schools through normal social interaction with your peers 👍

JAPANESE TRANSLATED TWEET: he is a cat ❤️ he is a cat and he lays in a sunbeam ISRAELI TRANSLATED TWEET: We Must Put An End To Their Wretched Bloodline Once and For All PORTUGUESE TRANSLATED TWEET: i have never seen a white women with more of the spirit of a black! beautiful!!

making "music"

[guy who can’t fully remember that Gramsci quote] it’s Monster Time

@SweatieAngle I'm making my favorite person in the entire world happy and reacquainting myself with a level of childlike whimsy I thought I'd never experience again. But at what cost?

That’s funny bc doing cute good dad type activities is unbelievably attractive from a woman’s perspective whereas caring more about what your boys think is a huge turn off. Homosocial theory strikes again

Volgens Mouin Rabbani, Midden-Oosten-deskundige en redacteur van het online tijdschrift Jadaliyya, hadden (hoofd)redacteuren van internationale media zich veel resoluter kunnen opstellen en druk kunnen uitoefenen op Israël. Hij noemt het „scheef” dat veel media wel vermelden dat zij geen onafhankelijke toegang hebben tot Gaza, maar dat zelden wordt gemeld dat in Israël zelf militaire censuur van kracht is. Volgens Rabbani hadden media meer Palestijnse journalisten kunnen inhuren. „In plaats daarvan zie je dat media als de BBC zich enerzijds volledig neerleggen bij de beperkingen die Israël heeft opgelegd, en anderzijds Palestijnse journalisten zwartmaken.” Rabbani verwijst naar de bewering van de BBC dat de in augustus door Israël vermoorde Palestijnse Al Jazeera-journalist Anas al-Sharif, die door Israël als „terrorist” werd gelabeld, eerder voor een mediateam van Hamas werkte, zonder bronnen of uitleg te geven. „Media hadden gezamenlijk heel duidelijk moeten maken: als wij geen toegang krijgen, krijgen jullie ook geen toegang, door geen Israëlische politici of functionarissen meer te citeren.” Het tegenovergestelde is het geval, zegt Rabbani. „In berichtgeving worden consequent Israëlische bewindspersonen en woordvoerders geciteerd. Je moet als journalist nu eenmaal bewindspersonen citeren. Maar het wordt vaak gedaan zonder enige context. ‘Israël zegt…’ is geen journalistiek.” nrc.nl/nieuws/2026/05…

"The real political fight might not be between left and right, but between the adults and the teenagers" oooooh mamma mia sweet god in heaven sweet baby jesus

incredible bit to start this one off with some astonishing vocal fry

Amazing section of Jane Goodall’s Wikipedia page

i know this is engagement bait, like everything else on this wretched website, but man. jesus christ lmao

@ipmanuk Splice\sounds\Celery Man\Celery Man\Celery man.wav

@TMSVmusic Claude let me see Tayne on this beat please

lol and lmao

@SweatieAngle I used to believe that the world was too complicated to even begin to face the discomfort of interrogating and perhaps resolving (or accepting!) the contradictions in my world view and behavior until I realized that nothing is complicated actually.

I’ve got so many 10+ post threads in my drafts about this phenomenon- with millennials and subsequent younger gens there’s this…modern Disneyification of behavior and preference- no villains! No guilty pleasures, nobody likes or does anything bad -it all has to be Moral Actually

@TokenOfTheMonth Opener Discourse: An Infantile Disorder

If one was familiar with Marxist theory via Das Kapital Vol 1 Chapter 13 theyd understand that capitalism forces people (DJs) from achieving their true self (banger set) by performing repetitive and exploitative tasks (rinsing mid) at the risk of coercion (blacklisted)

Something really weird is happening. (The world has been weird since at least 2020, as I elaborated two essays ago). Do people seem more and more visibly to be wearing their souls on their physical bodies and faces? Like, good people are visibly glowing, no matter their level of physical ability, and yet people in a state of moral compromise seem increasingly visibly dim or darkly lit or almost drying up and physically almost crumbling or decaying?