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Forever mood:

@cardirhi I need one too 🤣🤣

Absolutely everyone should use Snapchat to see the stark difference. Like the FARSE is too much.

me looking at the bartender

My bf is so invested in The Golden Bachelor 😭🤣 he kept yelling at the tv today “she conned him into a rose!!”

Failed my drivers license test AGAIN

I love a thick noodle, no matter the region. Tagliatelle, papardelle, udon, sen yai, cheung fun, fettuccine, you name it. So chewy and delicious. 10/10.

how i feel when i’m in bed at 11 instead of 2

Telling my boyfriend I want Cartier love bracelets for Christmas

Stacy’s the most annoying kind of pilates instructor 😭 #loveisblind

@edomingosmbuku Like the red bull girls that walk around giving red bulls? You can find posts on fb for that! There’s promo jobs pages!

I’d really like to get a job in distribution or public relations but for like… Red Bull. How do I do that?

It’s so funny to read these headlines if you remember what the Bush Twins were like

Breast cancer is the 2nd most common cancer in Canada. But knowledge is power. Learn more and spread the word — it could save lives: brnw.ch/21wDddw #BreastCancerFacts

Gerry‘s icing line?????!!! #TheGoldenBachelor

Never thought I’d see nepotism on #TheGoldenBachelor 😭

@cardirhi The only thing I can think of was saying she looked good in her more natural looking photos 😭😭 I was being nice too!

I just found out Khloe Kardashian blocked me on insta 🤣 idk why

@elafantintherom My friend sent me one of her posts and I couldn’t see it LMAOO

@tnynmel That’s so funny wtf 🤣

‘too much garlic’ what’s next? too much desire? too much love?

@smaragduss I looked up the notes, it looks like a nice perfume! I hated the balloon design on the old bottles tho, so glad he changed that

Kilian must have been drunk on his family’s cognac when he named his perfumes…cos why do I, as a grown woman, wear a perfume called “I don’t need a prince to be a princess” 🤣