die with the most likes

my goal isn’t the louvre or the fuckin tate or any museum. it’s to be printed on gas station sex pills. or on a billboard next to a personal injury attorney. or to be sold next to fuckable plush snuggies on QVC. my goal is to be the asphalt we walk on.

the only place my reflection showed was in the worn cardboard on billboards advertising businesses that no longer existed i’d drive for days to see a face that carried no skin and no emotion but promised failures salvation all the same

dying is not enough.

good meat.

you can just mute shit until your screen bleeds.

there’s no judgement. no pretense. only how drunk you can get. how much swamp ass you can endure. the smell of gasoline everywhere leftover from the track the last year. people indulging in depravity that should be reserved for the final moments before death.

if you haven’t been to the indianapolis 500, you have to once in your life. I once watched a woman slip and slide across a piss trough full of ice. a propane tank explode in a portable toilet. a shaman on acid referee a bare knuckle fight. and everything in between.

@eli_schein broker him a butthole and see how fast things change.

Vitalik says Ethereum is a counterweight to entrenched power dynamics and cultural homogenization. And yet he continues to show almost no interest in the artists using Ethereum to push those exact values into the world.

@tomsegal absolutely dripping with the horrors of permanent loss. so fucking back.

dying of natural causes at pickleball (2025) by @toadswiback has been added to my vault. 🏸☠️🥩🔒

@tomsegal @goodvibesclub oh fuck yeah.

Remembering things. Shilling my bags. Vibes are good, Saturn is feasting. Meat in the end.

dying is not enough poetry collection is going to fuck shit up. the digitals will do the same. horrifically fucking back.

bring back nfts.

good meat.

beef fucking brothko.

dying is not enough.

also she knew how the draw the damn stussy s. the kids will be alright. if that’s the only thing that’s handed down. the kids will be alright.

collab with my niece. she was furious that a rat was riding the miniature horse pig, so please do mind the poison cloud spewing from horse pigs mouth to kill the rat. it’s something that just happens in nature. also horse pigs eat their own shit.

here me out, a GLP-1 that also optimizes cranking hog. have a meeting with purdue pharmaceuticals next week to get the deal done. retail is coming.

good meat.

@8888Benji true, gotta hope other life is at least having solid bowel movements pouring from their face versus loose ones. needless to say i’ll be welcoming them to our planet with a malt liquor energy drink and a fleshlight. 🥲🥩

@toadswiback They all look like aliens tbh 😆

buttholes are the next punks.

@RaoulGMI arguably nothing more punk in the entire world than being a perpetually open hole spewing shit into detaching retinas. we are so fucking back.

I actually think these are massively underpriced and the greatest pfp's to exist. Issue is no one will sell theirs and there are only 5. I own one and will not let you prise it from my cold dead hands....