Daniel, Tobi Adé

Aladanwo eda ni iwo arakurin yi

Lagos parties and the same boring setup 😂

@nuel_irl agreed

fried plantain should be in shawarma

@hannytalker 😂

Sophia Ahuoyiza is hiring an Executive Assistant. Not a calendar-blocker or an email-responder. A context manager. She operates across multiple spaces — product, tech, business — simultaneously. She needs someone who can hold the full picture of her work life, keep her ahead of everything, and show up with the same standard she would. Here is her TLDR: 🕖 Core hours: 7 AM – 3 PM | Output-driven, not hour-driven 💰 ₦100,000/month for the first 6 months 📍 Fully remote ⏰ My brief lands with me by 7 AM, every day and you build it What I am looking for: — You are proactive. Deeply, consistently, without being reminded — You are reliable. Zero excuses — You read everything. Meeting notes, documents, long threads — this is not a role where you outsource your reading to AI — You pay attention to details — You communicate at a high level and can engage on my behalf when needed — You are tech-savvy and you build systems naturally What this is not: — A task-execution role — A role for someone with competing commitments or availability gaps right now — A full-time employment hire in the first 6 months (no leave, pension, or HMO initially — this is reviewed after 6 months) I have zero tolerance for laxity. I will terminate quickly if I notice it. The expectations are set clearly in advance — that clarity is intentional. I am also genuinely interested in people who are building towards something. If a career in tech, product, or business is where you are headed, this role will accelerate that. The search is open for 6 months. I will shortlist within a week. Two-week paid probation. Read the full JD before applying — application steps are in there: lnkd.in/dbwsuTzj Only the exceptional need apply.

@TaoFeek182 The rider bad die!

Moment an acc!dent was captured by a TikToker at Panseke, Abeokuta 😳🥹 🎥: ODG-FEDERAL | TikToc

Marketing is the new engineering.

Never outshine the master.

@st_irede @yxyiagain

@tob1ade @yxyiagain You sabi!!! Especially the remix, it was sickkkkk

introduce me to saint JHN music with a song.

@objectvmedia @savndaniel that’s how they drove me from gbagada to murtala mohammed, I hate these police niggas my god

They Hijacked His Car At Festac, Threatened To Take Him To Bolade (Akerele’s Office), Eventually Obtained 150k Cash To Free Him.

@NoahKingJr 😂😂😂

You accidentally say "Hello" to Claude and it consumes 4% of your session limit.

YB! Best to ever to do it

@1meajay Off 1tenth - Youngboy never broke again

best crashout song?

Software developers in 2030 be like:

Kangala express really took away their Gulfstream from Nigeria smh

@LordDrip89140 @blaqboi_vic Y’all can’t even see through his comments, Nigerians are stupidly emotional

@blaqboi_vic If he no go una get anything you fit do?? Y'all already moved on to vdm, baddy and the likes na.... waiting for Easter day bombing and new rants for 12hours soon

Excuse me! Tinubu flew into Plateau State, addressed the state from the Airport terminal and flew back ?? Are we for real right now ?

Oba awon oba, they’re arguing quality of phones between spouses on 234 Instagram. Iya yi poju baba mi

"I am not really seeing a lot of Fintechs that are doing anything unique." - Andrew Alli