Big Tobzz

Everywhere I turn, Dangote IPO, emails o, instagram o.. X o..

@dr_rhookie @ibomairlines 🫂🫂

@ibomairlines you guys delayed me an extra 1hr… a grace of 5mins you could not extend to me at 11am this morning. I spent 8hrs I would have used been productive waiting for the next flight and still I was delayed an extra one I may not matter to you guys in the grand scheme of things but you’ve lost me and anyone I know as customers Thanks.

Life carries on in your absence. No matter how important you feel you are.

@ololimad Working late ?

seriously need help with my sleeping pattern

@thisleke We can run ads all we want, if the intended customers are not interested, the ads would not generate any lead. Can’t cajole people into spending money they don’t have or use a service they don’t need.

@tobbinator Yes, it's more expensive and might not convert short term, but it still needs to be in use by business thinking long term because the dependency on Meta is a big business risk. An ad got 0 leads for 3 or 4 days this week for no reason at all. Imagine that happened for a month.

It is definitely time to find an alternative ads platform to meta. The last few weeks have been horrendous.

Rest easy Naija Review 🕊️

@thisleke Google would take all your money. And your ads might not convert. Sha Google is expensive. Doesn’t work for short term ad runs.

@tobbinator Google is next. The absolute reliance on Meta needs to end. Na business risk.

@thisleke 🤣🤣 I kuku tell you before.

@tobbinator It's rubbish so far. Asin undeniable rubbish. If I fit withdraw the remaining money wey dey the account, I will do so.

There’s a New breed of Nigerian men that don’t stress if you’re not giving the vibe they want. Small shakara dem don move asap😂

The month of May moved so fast..

Every day I see a post advertising a new Content Space / studio on instagram.

There’s this guy that likes my cousin. Bro has been chasing her for over a year now, and I’m not even exaggerating when I say the guy is serious serious. He sends her lunch at work every day. He even paid her rent earlier this year. At some point, we all started begging her to just give him a chance because from everything we can see, the guy genuinely likes her. But my cousin refused. Her reason was that she’s a bit taller than him and, according to her, he doesn’t know how to dress well. Yesterday was her birthday, and she was lowkey expecting him to shut down Lagos for her. Omo, uncle posted engagement pictures on his status. He proposed to someone else 😭 Now my cousin has been crying since morning, saying she’s starting to develop feelings for him and that he should have tried harder. Women, our wahala is too much. 😂

Teacher’s Pet

@thisleke You should. Let me know how it goes

@tobbinator I am actually gonna try it

This reminds me of a clip from the Pixar movie 'Soul.' I think everyone should see this; it’d really change your perspective. ​We're all so focused on that milestone, that particular thing that'd change our life, without realizing that once you get there, it just becomes your new 'normal.' The irony is that we spend our whole lives waiting for a moment that only lasts a second. Don't let the chase for a 'better' life make you forget to actually live the one you have 💯

@ololimad Technically not available unless you change your app store region to USA for example.

Is Apple TV available in Nigeria? If it is, how do I subscribe on my iPhone, can’t seem to figure it out

Latvian passport under UV light - Good luck to counterfeit that 🤯 x.com/MarchUnofficia…