Tobechukwu
12.2K posts


What do u do if the butt so fat your dick can’t get past the cheeks

You meet your 18 year old self, you’re allowed 3 words. What do you say?

Don’t accept sex as payment. Take your money from her.

Imagine knowing a guy that can solve all your financial problems without asking for sex.


Guys 😭 something crazy happened tonight. Just got back from delivering a cake late, stopped at the estate gate to get pap (Eko) and buy suya from Mallam Yero. While I was waiting, I felt something cold on my leg (I was wearing slippers). I looked down… Snake. The craziest part? It paused on my leg 😭 I didn’t scream, didn’t move… I just stayed still like “please just pass in peace.” After a few seconds, it moved and disappeared. I still don’t know where that courage came from… but lowkey, the way it moved was calming. Now I’m even thinking… should I get a pet snake or I’m just mad? 😭

“Poverty stops poor people from enjoying poems, deep thoughts, science, or cool tech. It keeps eyes on just surviving.”

You can never go wrong with these wood bed frame in your home 2026 >>>


Stop send me voice notes. You might find yourself on my song.

Lmao, my favorite one

“My son doesn’t come home anymore since he went for NYSC, I don’t know what we did”

I wanna be THAT rich 😭

Hot take but Asoebi has zero ROI I work a 9-5 Fridays I can’t wear an heavily beaded corset to work Saturday I can’t wear someone’s Asoebi to another persons party Sunday, my unit has a specific corporate outfit to wear So when do I get to wear my Asoebi 250k ?




