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@theshalvah this is me

This was so worth the listen😂😂

not having drank water because you're in a desert and can't find water to drink does not mean you're thirsty unless somewhere in the definition it states an abundance of available sex partners as a necessary prerequisite, tresh.

@TabithaChinaka the problem with explaining a math problem

*after spending 10 minutes explaining a math problem. “Ms. Tabitha, can we start all over from the top? i wasn’t paying attention, please.”

@joetannenbaum frequently improvise mine with a makefile

Thoughts?

@lilofr_ @the_Lawrenz my gee

Give me an album that is a true masterpiece from start to finish?

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@markessien genghis khan i guess

There was a time that the bow and arrow was a weapon like no other, terrifying to all and devastating to life.

@yaygha things like this should go without saying but here we are. Worth mentioning that in the case of the former, a lot of time to "strike a pose and say cheese" is given, which should actually reduce the perceived authenticity of whatever emotions were conveyed, but here we....

Twitter midwits can make bold feel-good speculations from a single picture; its probable inaccuracy notwithstanding: She looks unhappy They look so good together From their engagement shoot, you can tell she won They can make all these specious claims from ONE picture. But if you draw inferences from a 10-SECOND video that hurts their feelings, their knee-jerk, brutish reaction will be: You got all these from a 10-second video? The kicker here is, they do not know that a 10-second video is essentially 240 pictures. I'll explain: What we call 'video' is simply a series of individual images displayed in rapid succession to create the illusion of motion. And the industry standard for online videos displays 24 frames (images) per second. So a 10-second video consists 240 images. The obvious irony here is, those who make firm comforting claims from ONE picture, in their loud ignorance, lambast you for making unsettling deductions from TWO-HUNDRED AND FORTY pictures. The rationale being, 240 pictures do not provide enough information to support your hypothesis. But ONE picture provides sufficient information to support theirs. YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SH!T UP😂

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@Johnogaga4 sf mono

What is your go-to Font when working on any project? 🤔

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I need a laravel developer for a quick project that requires authentication/login (including a couple social options like google), along with a barebones members area that allows users to download files for now. This would also require an admin section that would let me upload those files. DM me if you're the person, or tag 'em below!

@Ol0ye imagine being horizontally gifted and vertically ungifted, simultaneously.

The woke thing to call fat people is "Horizontally gifted." Like. Ada has been eating a lot these days, she's beginning to look horizontally gifted.

@crazeclown 5, 10, 105

This is an IQ TEST.. What happens in your head when you do 67 + 38? Explain in details as it is in your head

@bosahgibson2 @Drsaintdikachi @markessien "will not waste money" is something that would be done differently right, or you just can't see it?

@Drsaintdikachi @markessien In summary? what should be done

The people against Tinubu's economic/monetary/regulatory decisions- what exactly would you have done differently? Apart "do it slower", what would you have done in a fully different manner?

@Wizarab10 The Bait, Switch, and Stitch.

Toni saw that rich mumu and after one phone call, she ran to tell her family she had found a husband. Sharon saw Anambra money and after 3 hours call, the Holy Spirit began to speak. Hallelujah You have been maintaining your own relationship with money and 5 hours calls everyday for 15 months now, Holyspirit never talk to am and she has not spoken to her family about you yet. We need a name for this game because I'm enjoying it.

@Thechefbecca let me guess, your friend never hurt the guy, not even once, yeah?

My friend dated this useless guy for almost 7 years! And he was constantly hurting her. I never liked that guy, I fought tooth and nail till she came out of that relationship. I told her I’ll never watch her marry that guy. She packaged that guy so much for me, in a bid to make me like him. She doesn’t tell me anytime the guy hurts her, just because she knows if I hear about it, the guy will hear it from me.😂😂😂 I’m a calm person, but don’t try to hurt any of my friends. You may never live to share the story, because I’ll finish you!

What’s more interesting was that this vulnerability was found using model checking and correctly created harnesses… Wishing there were ways to easily, correctly and efficiently apply model checking on the vast majority of open-source C projects…

@a_chiagoziem "repetition is key to mastery"

You can literally train yourself in anything, from improving your memory by gaslighting yourself in looking at long digit numbers and trying to write it down timed, the brain is very interesting and the human body is amazing

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