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@the4thbondsmith @s0me0neimet It’s refreshing and cooling while you are in the Sauna. Also the branches have some Kind of oil that is good for the Skin.

@s0me0neimet am i crazy why tf would someone offer to hit you with a branch and why would you ever accept

I was at the nude bathhouse and the owner asked me if I wanted to get hit with an oak branch in the sauna and I said sure… but when he asked if there was anywhere I wasn’t okay with him touching I panicked and said “idk man don’t touch my uvula or my cervix”

@VfBKillesberg Der Typ is der größte Hurensohn auf der ganzen Plattform. Er ist homophob, rassistisch und Stalked jeden Tag Jule Brand. Er ist wirklich die gesammelte Ausgeburt aus „Ragebaitern“ die versuchen durch Kontroversen relevant zu sein und bekannt zu werden. Also einfach ein Opfer.

Ich bete, dass sich die gesamte FC Bayern Bubble hier von solchen Menschen distanziert. So jemand bekommt auch noch Reichweite #DFBPokal #VfB #FcBayern

@K1Rapa @gloriozu Third Game is pretty generous, I say Max First half of second Game.

@gloriozu minha aposta é que ele se lesiona no terceiro jogo

joelho do neymar depois de duas entradas dos jogadores do haiti

Is jedes Mal der selbe Typ aber andere Persönlichkeit

I am the most critical journalist when it comes to Bayern Munich, but in this case Bayern have done absolutely nothing wrong. Robert Lewandowski should take a long look in the mirror and reflect on the way he handled his departure, the constant public pressure on the club to let him leave, the embarrassing statements, the repeated digs at Bayern, claiming the club would never attract world-class players again, insisting that Barcelona was the closest path to winning the Ballon d’Or, alongside the public comments and indirect stabs from his wife towards Bayern and the city of Munich. Even his recent farewell message to the Barcelona fans carried bitter undertones towards Bayern, describing the move as the best decision of his life and the best period of his career. He left Bayern chasing the Ballon d’Or, only to end up spending more seasons in the Europa League than seriously competing for the Champions League, and now people expect FC Bayern to organise a farewell match for a player who practically forced his way out and has continued throwing subtle jabs at the club for years.

@b4yernhost Südkurve is goated for chanting his Name, just cause he doenst fit the Kompany System doesnt mean he has to be treated like a piece of shit. This Man is a Club legend. He won everything you could win. He was here for the Most succesfull season ever. He Never complained. He is FCB

Südkurve is embarrassing for chanting #his name

@Europeannewsbvb Wie viele wurden davon gewonnen? 🤡🤡🤡

European finals in the last 5 years: Borussia Dortmund: 1 Bayer Leverkusen: 1 Eintracht Frankfurt: 1 SC Freiburg: 1 FC Bayern München: error 404 not found

@iMiaSanMia 1860 abschaffen

A Bayern employee (a supporter liaison officer) was attacked by a group of 1860 Munich hooligans last weekend, after Bayern's basketball game against Oldenburg, together with his wife. According to the police report, he was attacked by five men, approximately 20 years old, wearing blue neck gaiters. The target of the attack was the employee's banner, well-known within the fan scene, bearing the inscription "Red Munichs." He was kicked repeatedly, and a person who rushed to help was pushed onto traffic The attack is seen as retaliation for an attempt by Bayern fans a few weeks ago to steal the banner of the 1860 Munich ultra group "Blue Vikings." During the incident, an 1860 fan was beaten up, but he was not in possession of the banner. Banners are considered sacred within the Ultras scene, and stealing them is a major coup for the opposition. Experts now fear an escalation if the stolen "Red Munichs" banner is displayed by 1860 Munich fans in the stadium in the coming weeks. [@SZ]

@TotallyNotDrex Yeah like wtf you mean I have to relive Trump TWICE.

Honestly if tomorrow I wake up from a coma and realize these last 10 years have been fake I would have a crazy ass breakdown

@ch1ckengrabs Max Eberl ist der einzige in der Führungsetage der einen WIRKLICH guten Job macht aber auch der einzige der kritisiert wird. Finde den Fehler 🤡

Eberl Kompany geholt + Verlängert Musial Davies kimmich, Upa verlängert, alles was jeder wollte Urbig geholt Olise geholt Campus umstrukturiert Guerreiro Goretzka von der payroll bekommen Palhinha Transfer Arsch aber ihn wurde es auch versprochen Bitte verlängern

@SpencerHiggles Can only Go upwards from that Point

I start a summer class tomorrow morning with this guy as the professor btw

Rick & Morty type of Story

@Raw_Combat_ It’s so funny seeing the guys running over to split the fight, then after seeing who gets punched they back off slowly.

Victim refused to give money to the bully, so he started beating him until his friends showed up

@Amakundi001 The First Time I smoked I hit a bong and got violently high and just layed on a couch while spinning out of my Body. Some would say I „overdosed“ on Weed as far as u can overdose on it, but i just knew thats my shit and I gonna love it for the Rest of my life.

You have to be a special type of human to smoke weed cus trust me when I say weed is not for an ordinary soul.

@yannickbpk Nah Bro das is es wirklich nicht, haste ja auch selber gemerkt sonst hättest nicht gelöscht. Und lieber verlost du 1 echtes als 3 gefakte

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@ldavid2k Virus coming back every 4 years like it’s the worldcup

2026: hantavirus 2030: kryntar

@user178363903 @Adzter961 @fiago7 Yeah and what about the rule that if the Ball deflect from your own Body it’s also not a penalty. And then Look at the Penalty given Last Week against Davies.

@Adzter961 @fiago7 Bro, the rules specifically say that is not a penalty if a teammate touches the ball before. And it was a foul of Laimer right before Nuno touched it with the end. Stop being stupid come on

Every single decision going against Bayern. I have never seen this in my entire life. I am genuinely speechless. Don‘t know what to say. This is so blatant in all our faces.