toby “padlock” mendelson

#beer #morebeer #onemorebeer

Just remember Dennis Schroder is still on the Cavs. Worst day ever #nukeyourself

Can’t believe he went to Philly man fuck. Cleveland was the only right option I blame this on Dennis Schroder #gethimoffmyteam

This is the worst day of my fucking chud life #comehomeking

@TheCavsJack Don’t forget the goat @babykeem

Donovan Mitchell & James Harden at the World Cup Final🤞🏼

Holy shit this is amazing #expand

@undercovershump Make it happen @KingJames

If LeBron comes home @toby1079 said he's gonna pump out some triplets #triplethreat #viagra #comehomebron

@undercovershump Lies. Shump jumps at a 30 rack of Busch like it’s a pot of gold #thatshitisass

Been a minute, I was a miller enjoyer my entire life I think coors might have taken the cake. I mean what is better than an ice cold blue mountain coors?

If we trade this dude I will kill myself #letemknow

Fucking goy #nuke

I need @KingJames to announce he’s going to the Cavs rn. Need a reason to blackout extra bad #america250

@dillybar2145__ 😢😢

Sam Merrill says his goodbye to Dean Wade 🤝🏼

@archibald_corio Put the second one on tonight right after game 7

I’m rock hard watching pirates of the Caribbean rn the first one is so fucking good @toby1079

. @cavsdan

I will also cry real tears

If the Cavs trade max strus and keep dean wade im gonna go fucking nuclear #letemknow

Pistons win 60 games and decide to #nuke the team 🤔

@GregMicheal213 4:36 am banger

why can u get a hot coffee anytime of the year but when u get a cold brew anytime of the winter and u get looks at all i want to swing? like mayb i just wanna have a coffee that i am feeling anytime i want it!

When I was younger I used to dream about being mauled and pounced on by lesbians but this doesn’t look fun at all

@cavs @JellyRoll615 @CavsTeamShop It’s the off season and you’re still ruining my day

.@JellyRoll615 is in the Land, and we are so okay. #LetEmKnow