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@toby_t23

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Harare, Zimbabwe Katılım Ekim 2016
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@HerLadyship2 @PhiriTofara Saka unenge usingamudi nechekare. Kana iye achidawo mukadzi wake, anobvuma kutsiurika. Zvinhu zvine chekuita nehygiene it's transferable if both parties are willing. So I'll say this is minor and needs kutaurirana
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Mwana waJane 💙
Mwana waJane 💙@HerLadyship2·
@toby_t23 @PhiriTofara Imi love yeiko pamunhu anofamba aine dhodho. There are things one should just refuse to be part of. Ipapa murume mukuru ari close to 30 or over. Haachadzidzisike uyu 🤣🤣
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ManFromNyasaland@PhiriTofara·
marriage ndoamwe ma drugs asiri kutaurwa nezvawo aah🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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First Born@toby_t23·
@madzibae25 @PhiriTofara 😅🤣🤣that's true, anenge akajaidzwa. Saka the wife haafani kumujaidza but to tell him (communicate) zvinofana kuitwa not to think of divorce. Plus murume hazvina kunzi audzwa akaramba😅communication is key
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Double D🥰@madzibae25·
@toby_t23 @PhiriTofara 🤣🤣🤣communication pakuflusher ..ndosaka vamwe varume vachizonzi wakajaidzwa namai vako ndizvozvi izvi zvekuflashisa mukadzi pooo
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First Born@toby_t23·
@HerLadyship2 @PhiriTofara 😅so leaving him is the best option, after a week of getting married? I think it'd mean she never loved him in the first place.
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OTYTE 2017
OTYTE 2017@OtitenO·
@Ade_Dohyeen 🤣🤣🤣, children are so funny at times, mine said "mum, I'm going to get you another husband since daddy is dead, we can't stay without a dad."
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Timothy Olagoke
Timothy Olagoke@Ade_Dohyeen·
My neighbor's kid asked why I don't have a dog. I said "I'm not home enough." He said "get a cat." I said "I'm allergic." He said "get a fish." I said "they die too fast." He said "get a rock. You don't have to feed it. And it won't die." I painted a face on a rock. Put it by my door. The kid comes over sometimes to check on it. He named it Kevin. Kevin is a good rock. Never complains.
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Mukomana weMaCake@boghoman·
Do you know Zimbabwean products are cheaper in Mozambique that here in Zimbabwe. People buy Mazoe and pfuko vachidzoka nazvo kuno.
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BOSS KIM
BOSS KIM@bosskimhucci·
did you know there are women who wont cheat on you or even ask for your money🤔 ...yes they exist and i met one...🤗 but nharo dzine vanhu ivava ungati itrolley yeku pick n pay irikuramba kuturne 😂🙌🏻
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ManFromNyasaland
ManFromNyasaland@PhiriTofara·
makanorohwa mese ne side chick yako…anyways we dont support GBV😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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First Born@toby_t23·
@SimblexD Just played it paine vanhu vakuru. Hanzi pane paizonzi "mukadzi akahura ndiri kure ndinonzwa nani" Taakutoudzwa tumastory yuwii 🙌🏿
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Failed talking Stage Award Winner 🥇
Ngoma Rakaipa iri🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯 Hanzi nemumwe unobva wanzwa kuda Kufira nyika 🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼😂😂😂😂🙌🙌
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Achalugo
Achalugo@Ginatsiyo007·
@toby_t23 @PhiriTofara Communication yekudzidzisa munhu basic human decency here akomana 🤣🤣🤣🤣 hidey you married a pig and that’s your forever humiliation ritual
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TheVillagePope
TheVillagePope@MasaulaZomba·
@HardTalkZw Zviri kunzi iye ndiye asingatobate preganancy yacho But hey ngatibvei muzvunhu zvevanhu
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HardTalkZw🇿🇼®️
Saka mukuru wemazuva doesn't want to impregnate her... just vibes and getting cars
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BlackPanther👖 𓃵
Today its Saturday,lets we all pretend like we are at a wedding and the bride says NO Memes only😂😂😂😂
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Pfuko_Addict 🇿🇼@anesu_nigel3·
What's the best way to start a convo nemusikana waunenge wakagara naye pasame sit mucombi, itai fast
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