Toby

How many holes does a straw have?

@AndyRobsonTips @jakechapman9

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Soucek makes a great save from Conor Gallagher.

For those who know football know that tonights result didn’t determine whether Messi was the best player ever or not. But yet I’m so happy he did for the people who thought he needed it so now there’s no debate. 🐐 #Messi𓃵

Today marks 26 years since the tragedy which ended the life of Matthew Harding Chelsea through and through and a man that saved our club. 💙 Gone but never forgotten. @ChelseaFC 💙 Our thoughts are with the Harding family 💙

I’ve got one of these, they’re wicked. It’s called Rosie

Linesman and Ref have caused this. Do your jobs and you won’t get kicking off. Abysmal standard of refereeing in this league as always.

Lukaku is the worst chelsea signing ever. He eclipses Winston Bogarde. The guy is an absolute fucking cretin

what a quadruple for Liverpoo

HALA MADRID

If you smoke in the car with your child, you’re a dirty cunt

@chloeleibo Either giant bunny costume or you can go as a chick

what do u wear to an easter egg hunt ?¿

Hector’s actually the loveliest little boy in the world! Always saying hello to people and blowing them kisses 😂 he melts my heart💙

@fredpierpoint They can shove their twirly pasta up their arse

Spurs are still shit then 😂😂

@glennconlon Safety first always, GC x

@tobybox97 Need to grow up don’t ya. Shocks means you’re doing proper work you polish cable puller

Got my first electric shock today after 6 years, the streak is over 😪

3 point lane

Can’t wait to cook Christmas dinner

If there’s any spurs fans behind the goal who aren’t a bunch of minges (doubt it), my mate jake Chapman is a Liverpool fan and he said he’ll fight all you maggots