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If you're having lunch before midday you're doing it wrong

I'd give my left nut for an ice cold pint in a beer garden rn

You’re about to walk into the greatest year of your life.

The only decision parliament has made is to continually make no decision smh

Fredo: "Just me and my rambo cuttin through west" Everyone: "the hardest in UK rn!" *Fredo gets nicked for having a rambo in west* Everyone: "Disgusting that my favourite artist would carry a rambo in west, love his music but hate knife crime"

Cannot believe someone genuinely got paid to do this man😂😭😂

GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT

Last month we had over 2 million Supercharger sessions, totalling 72 GWh of energy. That could power: - Hawaii for three days - the Republic of Ireland for a day - playing 'You're Beautiful' on repeat from every device in your house because Karen just left you

I'm acc so done w this country 😪 100 days left and counting

@GeorgeWorthyman Looooooool it only takes 1 mate

Your MCM gets someone to spot him on the treadmill

Right it’s time to sco pack ur bags and get this shit outta here now. Funs over

London underground is an elite service. You can get between any central London hotspots in 30 mins or less facts

I swear if one more person blows their cig smoke in my face while I'm running I'm gonna yak on their shoes 🤮

Good luck Britain.. Our fate is in Boris' hands now 😬

If ur still a Virgin rt this

Technically, alcohol is a solution