Toby

@andyhandshandy @WatfordFC Paid the ref and still couldn’t win 😂😂 forever be in our shadow

@WatfordFC The hosts take the piss more like!

The hosts take the points.

Weed brings everyone together ☺️

Bro hits a splif, chugs a beer, lights himself on fire and flips into a waterfall. What are you doing today?

If weed damages ya short term memory imagine what weed can do.

@LCFC_1884_OK Tossed

QPR ready for their annual thrashing 🦊

@Sparzito_ @jsin215 Roach

@jsin215 Lol what is it ?

70% filter and 30% weed, I've been seeing this a lot on the timeline has the culture shifted or it's just the New Gen rolling like this, can someone please balance me ?

@mcfcrossi @stonersvilla Not really looks like haze

@stonersvilla They look like they smell very nice x

A group of left wing basement dwellers tried to ruin our Restore Britain launch event last night by block-booking tickets with no intention of showing up. We found their Facebook group organising it all, and matched all the names on that to their tickets. Quite simple at that stage to mark them off, and keep on selling to genuine attendees. Ending up with an incredible turnout. The socialists were all very generous with their donations - hundreds of tickets were bought. It’s sincerely appreciated. They bought a few rounds for the team. Cheers lads!

Someone should post their missus on their insta story, just a thought

🟥 The referee, clearly didn't get any cards on Valentine's Day so decides to get his red card out and send off Almeyda. 🤍 1⃣-1⃣ 🔵 (88') #SevillaFCAlavés

Feel like I've hit both posts here

Paul's 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗬𝗜𝗡𝗚 put 🤝

I don’t wanna see Walsh again this season! His job is to warm up Nardi before the match 🤝

@WEG0NEGHOST you’re a plonker mate no clue what you’re talking about, dont quit the day job cos being a football social media account definitely doesnt suit u 🤣🤣

Oh brilliant I can’t wait to watch this 30 year old goalkeeper stagnant on his line and not helping out his defence one bit… 😒

@simon_moulden @UpTheRs the great save which only came from the huge mistake he made… yeah nice one

@UpTheRs Bit harsh to be fair, made a few mistakes with his kicking but everyone will forget the great save he made at 1-1, honestly we need to encourage him not to get on his back, he is a young keeper that will only get better with a solid defence in front of him and some encouragement

‘We want our Nardi back’ being sung

@cafc73828 @Crimson_Fulcrum @QPR you are quite literally a hardstuck league one team pal

@Crimson_Fulcrum @QPR I thought they won the league when they signed Poku

Goal. Torp scores for Coventry. 🔵🔵 7-0 🟢⚪️ (66')

@vxdenton @katiekernal @grok get a life u mong

@katiekernal @grok is this a real story

@DazzlerBob @ABridgen @grok you must be really dense to have to ask grok about obvious jokes

@ABridgen @grok did Starmer truly make this absolutely absurd statement?

Quote of the day.

@leeharris @grok when was this video taken

I repeat: The UK does not have a 'far-right' problem. We do, however, have a VERY serious problem with a highly organised, masked-up, violent far-left.

@CMBackkkkk @sadierodgers8 @Steve69835247 @Inevitablewest or insured for that matter

🚨BREAKING: The illegal migrants living in the luxury hotel in Canary Wharf appear to be working illegally as delivery drivers already Patriots refuse to let them out.