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When the sun explodes and rips the atmosphere from the Earth, we will have 8 minutes of grace before the sky goes dark, and humanity rejoices in its impermanence before it is forever silenced—which is honestly more than we deserve. Happy #Twertzog Day

@SEATTLESUBMISS I had a Stoneburner cheese pizza a few weeks ago that was delicious.

Seattle might secretly have one of the best pizza scenes in America right now. Here are Seattle’s Top 7 pizza spots right now👇 A.K. Pizza (South Seattle)
Only 60 pizzas a day. Preorders sell out in seconds. Nearly 7,000 people signed up just for text alerts. Seattle might have its first true cult pizza place. Sinners Pizza (U District)
People are arguing this is the best NY slice in Seattle right now. Open late, packed almost every night, and the Hellfire pie is becoming a city challenge 🌶️ Pizza by Ruffin (SLU)
Washington’s first Black-owned pizzeria serving Roman-style pizza inspired by the Black diaspora. One of the most unique pizza spots in the city. Cornelly (Capitol Hill + Queen Anne)
The Hornet Honey pizza changed lives. Long lines turned into a second location. Somehow still underrated. Stevie’s Famous (Burien + Beacon Hill)
Foldable NY slices done right. South Seattle has been gatekeeping this one for years Post Alley Pizza (Downtown)
Hidden behind Pike Place inside a parking garage since 1997. No marketing. No hype. Just elite slices. Rocco’s (Belltown)
Huge slices, loaded pies, and one of the most talked-about pizza spots in Seattle. Not cheap, but people swear it’s worth it. Alright Seattle… what spot got robbed? 🍕 #seattle

@HQNewsNow Disgusting

Trump: 18,000 young men named William buried here. Over 20,000 named John, over 13,000 named James. Joined over time by Isaac, Elijah, Hanks, Helens, Juans, Margarets, Marys... Donalds. Not too many. Hehe.

Trump says the Presidential Medal of Freedom is “much better” than the Congressional Medal of Honor because the Medal of Honor is for people who are “in very bad shape because they've been hit so many times by bullets or they're dead” while the Medal of Freedom is for “healthy, beautiful” people

@ScottJenningsKY I loathe Scott Jennings.

🚨After receiving a briefing from a Senior TRUMP Administration Official on the status of the Iran negotiations (someone in the know & not just speculating), I can tell you the following: -USA IS NOT GIVING IRANIANS MONEY FOR NOTHING. All speculation and propaganda to the contrary is false. Some hardline elements of Iran’s govt (IRGC) have pushed fake stories & propaganda to try to kill this negotiation. -Iran deal is NOT done (95%, but still haggling over some language). No deal being signed today. May be a few more days before this is done. -Iran will NOT get any money or sanctions relief up front. -Iran must turn over nuclear stockpile to get anything. USA position is that failure to meet deal commitments means Iran gets nothing. -Long term USA objective is preventing Iran from having nuclear weapon. -Initial deal point is to re-establish free flow of commerce by reopening Strait of Hormuz. Deal should have 2 phases: Step 1 - Open Strait of Hormuz. Give world economy breathing room. Iran agrees to give up enriched uranium. Step 2 - Get the nuclear material turned over. Only then can Iran get sanctions relief. Bottom line: goal is to make a deal that lowers costs for Americans, calms world energy markets, and guarantees that Iranians cannot have a nuclear weapon over the long term. We aren’t there yet. Iran takes forever to get you a response on even small things. But we are close although it still could be a few days. “If we get what we are demanding, this is going to be a historic deal,” SAO says. SAO sounds prepared to do no deal at all if all Iran will do is a “bad deal.” SAO admits deal could fall apart yet. But if a deal is reached, SAO expects very senior USA admin officials to take part in a signing ceremony of some sort. Iran has agreed in principle to the framework but there are still a couple points USA isn’t satisfied with. 95% done. But literally changing words sometimes requires days in Iran’s system. Haggling over language. But USA feels like we have a commitment on nuclear stockpile and on opening Strait of Hormuz. If IRAN doesn’t deliver on commitments, they get nothing. “Iran’s ability to project power is a lot more limited than it was two months ago,” SAO says. “Their industrial base for building ballistic missiles has been substantially destroyed.”

@supermarke I mean “FAGA”? It’s irresistible. 🤣

bewildering everyone at honcho campout with my hot pink neocons are gay for israel dad cap from the tucker carlson store

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@AngelinaReagan7 No, we’re all new here.

Was anyone alive for the 200 Anniversary? 1976??? 🇺🇸🇺🇸

Effective tax rate paid by Jeff Bezos from 2014 to 2018: 0.98% Effective 2025 federal tax rate paid by Amazon: 1.4% Typical tax rate paid by the average American: 14.5% Just thought I should point that out.

Why are all the apps showing different forecasts for San Francisco today? 🤯 I just want to know how warm it will get. #weather

@missiongirl4 I thought she was amazing.

It was impossible to watch CNN tonight. Tara Setmayer was screaming throughout the Abby Phillips show while the other panelists and the host sat there too timid to do anything. When she wasn't ranting she was loudly snickering when another person tried to speak. It was horrible.

@SteveGuest @LydiaMoynihan Lol, it was deflection of the highest order.

While a hyperventilating Ana Navarro and Tara Setmayer only want to talk about the White House ballroom that President Trump is building on CNN NewsNight, @LydiaMoynihan provides a dose of reality: Trump’s new prescription drug program makes around 600 drugs cheaper and more affordable for Americans, adding “Guess what, Trump can do more than one thing at the same time.” Moynihan: “What we haven't discussed at all tonight in the last 24 hours, for instance, is the fact that Trump unveiled a new prescription program, 600 or 600 medications are now generic and cheaper for Americans. He's partnering with Mark Cuban. He's making medication more affordable…I'd like to note with the ballroom, guess what, Trump can do more than one thing at the same time…. This is something that future presidents would be able to have, be able to use and be able to entertain world leaders at.”

@TravonAnthony @iamchanteezy I loathe Scott Jennings.

@iamchanteezy Republicans love the “ I don’t have to answer to you” punk ass excuse for not wanting to tell th truth lol same thing Scott Jennings does every time he can’t think of a lie to come up with

Tara Setmayer was playing with this little girl.

@iamchanteezy @DecodingFoxNews This and her earlier speech were the best segments of this show I’ve watched in ages.

@zeynepmyenisey @virtueofnovelty So good.

@virtueofnovelty this is amazing ragebait

2026 cost of living update. had to eat lunch after a therapy session on the westside. i have ARFID, so my options are limited. chicken nuggets, some mac and cheese, and a chocolate milk came out to $33. by all means, tell me how gen z is being dramatic about food prices.

So if you or I cheat on our taxes, we could spend time behind bars. But if Trump... or his kids... or his businesses cheat on their taxes, the law doesn't apply. This is insane & beyond corrupt. DOJ works for the American people, NOT Donald Trump.

@teachthemx3 This happened to me in the 90s. A student attended the first week, vanished, showed up again on the last day, having turned in no work all semester, and asked what they could do to pass the course. I said, “Nothing.” They received an F and, I hope, a good lesson.

I have a senior on my roster who hasn’t attended my class a single day this semester. She showed up today for the first time. We have 7 days left before grades are finalized for seniors. My administrator just asked me to see what I can do to help her graduate. In case anyone here is a new follower, this is why I’m leaving public education.

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CNN also reports that this settlement also forces the IRS to end any active audits into Trump, his family, and his businesses Not only does it further protect POTUS from accountability, but he's expanding this shield to Don Jr. and Eric and Ivanka and Jared and their interests