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I always hear “The NFL is King”, and it’s true… they’re the king of domestic violence, the king of brain injuries, the king of drunk driving, the king of shootings and stabbings, the king of corrupt officiating, and this year... the king of bad Nationally televised games.

Alexa Grasso just killed Maycee Barber

Barber is about to become one of them memes

Grasso sent Barber to the next realm

Dana White booked Grasso vs Barber literally just for me

I don't care much for CBS canceling DMV, we don't give shows a chance to grow anymore because most of you have the attention span of a gnat

Iowa sucks

I've never asked the state of Iowa for anything ever, but I really need them to beat Illinois

If you live in a hut in Timbuktu and your local jabronies are on tv, then god bless you... I will never give a shit.

The only acceptable move for the WBC is for it to go... away. I live Here, I care about MLB... I wouldn't want people that I pay millions to play Major League Baseball goofing off at some softball tournament that doesn't matter.

When I was a kid, we used to chant "D-U-I" at Raul Mondesi

My Las Vegas A's of West Sacramento and the Blue Jays are playing hilarious baseball

On The Lot is my favorite show

I haven't heard Blue Jays fans that silent since...

Every time Netflix raises the price, y'all complain about it for 7 minutes and then something else happens and y'all forget

If you like sports, today is the damn day

Stop shaming people for flying, I ain't gonna let them bitches fuck my summer up

Netflix's MLB scorebug isn't the best thing I've ever seen, but it's not as dogshit as the NFL on Fox's bug (which is the measuring stick for all bad scorebugs)

The plan I hatched in 2011 to come to Vegas and bring every sports league with me, is complete

Delta saw a good chance to get some press and said

Like bruh, START THE DAMN GAME already