shart squirt

stop filling it up with indians then

Male baristas don’t deserve tips… go pour some concrete you fuckin pussy

Are these good seats?

Been taking this new Peptide

Brutally frame mogging a fit babe at the gym

🚨 TIGER WOODS DUI BODYCAM JUST DROPPED — AND IT’S WORSE THAN PEOPLE EXPECTED Tiger Woods is seen kneeling on the side of the road… seconds after flipping his SUV. Calm. Disoriented. Trying to explain it. His excuse? “I looked down at my phone… and all of a sudden — BOOM.” But watch what police are seeing in real time: • Glassy eyes • Slurred, slow responses • Struggling to stay steady Now here’s where it flips: • Breathalyzer: 0.00 • Still arrested for DUI • Refused drug test on the spot • Hydrocodone pills reportedly found on him No alcohol… rollover crash… refuses the one test that would explain everything. This is the same pattern people flagged back in 2017. Different crash. Same questions. And now the footage is public. The strangest part? He doesn’t look panicked… he looks used to this. How does someone crash, blow 0.00, refuse testing… and we’re still supposed to believe this is just “distraction”? 📹 - TMZ

Sigh…. Mogged again

#cancermaxxing the rest of the day

Got sent home from work early for “personal hygiene” issues.

@antonioguterres What a jackass

We have just endured the 11 hottest years on record. When history repeats itself 11 times, it's no longer a coincidence. It's a call to act. Climate chaos is accelerating & delay is deadly. The way ahead must be grounded in science, common sense & the courage to act. #ActNow

@johnnieO Texas tech please

Have some extra gear hanging around… everything size large. Any takers? Comment which one you want (Miami, Texas Tech, Mizzou, Bama) and I’ll pick some winners tomorrow

My crew always has the best graphic tees 😂 Jarrod’s first day out of jail after that waitress accused him of harassment and Tyler decides to wear his meet shirt LOL. Never a dull moment with this crew

George Washington died for this… weller full proof. Big cube and a gentleman’s pour

Showing up to work the Monday after the Super Bowl

@gelsonluz @andyantiles_ Any retard off the street can become a realtor. Zero barrier of entry

The biggest wealth hack for rich dudes: Retire your wife so she can be the family real estate investor No, don’t retire her so she can do Pilates and gossip with friends all day Instead, have her be a full time real estate professional This way, you can claim MASSIVE tax deductions when buying rental properties You stay 100% focused on making active income You deploy that capital into real estate that she oversees and manages

In between going to a last minute dinner with the in-laws tonight or blowing my head clean off

She left me for a fucking glover man…

Sliders paradise outside right now

Now explain #wiggermaxxing to me like I’m a 2nd grader