Tom Segura AKA Mr. Ladybug

New special is out NOW 👇

@hubermanlab We will sort this out but I have doubts he's our blood. No lo creo!

This guy took a GLP augmenting drug at the recommended dose, didn’t resistance train and is now contacting people by DM claiming he’s my cousin. @tomsegura do we have a cousin we were not told about?

So much fun reliving an all time classic with @tomsegura Tune in ⬇️

THE BENITO BOWL WAS LEGENDARY 🔥 Bad Bunny put on a show de Puerto Rico para el mundo 🇵🇷🌎

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This will be the biggest one yet 🤘🏼🏃🏻

Long Live Whyte Folks🕊️ A Memphis Legend 💯

Coke is for rockstars. And Hitler. 🎤 TOM SEGURA: TEACHER

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Here's the thing... 🎤 TOM SEGURA: TEACHER is now playing

@tomsegura you weren’t kidding Ciccio bomba is no fucking joke, these are some of the best pastries I’ve ever had in my life @YMHstudios

A little history lesson for ya. 🎤 Tom Segura: Teacher is now playing

@WolfieAK84 Sorry bro. She's right.

@tomsegura my sister and I have been arguing 7mo. I claim I saw you at the Metallica concert in Nashville on May 3rd 2025 in 121 or 122 section closer to the field w/ a black leather jacket with purple trim next to a friend with a hipster haircut. She says I’m delulu.

Things change after marriage.

Just for reference …. #Teacher

Seven minutes in Heaven. ✈️ Don't forget to check out @tomsegura's new special 'Teacher' only on Netflix!

Legendary voice, outrageous tits! Watch #Teacher on @NetflixIsAJoke

🤣👌 dude look at them!

Shirt on. Bets off. FREE BERT premieres January 22.

Thank you for watching #Teacher on @NetflixIsAJoke! Merry Christmas 🎄🙏

After rewatching Home Alone, I couldn’t stop wondering: how plausible is the oversleep that leaves Kevin behind? So I wrote a tiny paper and ran the numbers. Merry Christmas! 🎄