Tom “The White Hope” Glady

Absolutely nothing worse than having to take a shit in the middle of working out

Wonder what his political affiliation is

Wish Pizzagate was still a thing, could go for a new Za right now.

@clubdubcm 😞

@tom_glady We’re running more of a moonshine program over here Glady, incase you were wondering why we never offered you.

Well the dispensary closest to me is closed and I have no way to severely alter the state of my brain. What the hell is Coach going to do guys?!

@BossmanDaHench Skibidi Ohio Bossman

@Jon_Hamcheck Classic only posting the wins. You’ll never make it.

Should Hamcheck post more gambling on here? I do love Chasing Brown chicks! 🐐

It’s crazy that whenever I need a break at work, I don’t go outside. I just go sit on the shitter for about 15 minutes. I call it Porcelain ReCharge.

Just won’t $60 off Beer Pong? Glady’s still got it.

Moving different apparently

@seymourHcrotch Mid ass dinner

@BossmanDaHench Says a lot that you go to a dentist office where the assistants are male, the lovely ladies take care of me

Boy I love the dentist. Walking out with clean teeth and have some great convos in there as they’re very excited to see you. Gonna start making up stories to see what they believe about me. “Yeah I just bought a Tiger from EBay, how are your kids?”

@Jon_Hamcheck Laying on my back while my chompers get “sculpted”? Yeah I’ll take it almost a mini nap

@tom_glady Laying on my back while people shove tools into my mouth and you like that place!??? Dude. No.

@seymourHcrotch Assume you probably have a lot of cavities

@tom_glady Such a hot take here Glady. Arguably one of my least favorite things to do as a human.

It’s Saturday: - hit the sauna - cup of coffee (black) - PGA Superstore - shower - throw on a FIRE golf fit - gamble/beers - MORE BEERS #doesntgetmuchbetter

Was just told I’m “one fine individual” by a male Chipotle worker. Unsure how to feel about it.

Bad golf fit = bad round.

They let Glady wake up today #bottomless

Tuesdays. Worst day of the week by far.