Tom George

thinking of something profound to say for my first twitter. Got to be careful not to run out of charact

@skinnermike Have you thought about writing a song for Manchester Univeristy Challenge team?

my neighbour still hasn't moved his s**t stained matress from outside our front door

Am I famous yet?

Desperately trying not to get bored of twitter after only a week

@big_marvin You should try Barry Norman's pickled onions

a house does not need 3 toilets

Jesus should have tried twitter. Though he would have had to compete with Stephen Fry

@bangbangjonny just noticed the fez hat. Brings back memories

@stephenfry how do we know you're not a fake stephen fry? Perhaps the real one is frustrating over a lack of followers?

tinkering with the vodafone network

just finished a lettuce for the first time in my life

stroking my chin

trying to recall the Mr Men theme tune for some reason- possibly boredom

when does a piece of wood become a plank?

No tree hugging from me, you hacking scoundrels

6 russian grannies and a dancing bread oven. Definitely the best eurovision entry far

@mackanory You seem suspiciously well informed on this. Where were you last night?