tire owner

i manifest that the anger of a thousand suns will find josh hokit in his most vulnerable moment

guy 1: idk man hunters getting real weird lately guy 2: yeah he’s been ruining the vibe hunter [has been thinking about jim henson a lot]: They’re sending me to fraggle rock tomorrow

@FINAL_LEGEND there’s not going to be a swimming pool you stupid slut

Joe Rogan's face after Jon Anik said McGregor might have another comeback 💀😭

Conor loses every last iota of mystique taking a dive, Pereira got clobbered by Cheatin' Cyril Gane in front of the biggest UFC audience ever and their current Ace is Justin Gaethje, the fighter equivalent of a Ford Ranger with a bent frame and 600,000km on it that refuses to die

@TheNotoriousMMA oh noooo

My head gasket is gone. Destroyed. I had no injury / injuries going into the fight. I was throwing kicks, planted and jumping, all throughout camp as well as backstage before the fight. This came out of nowhere. I am beyond dark here. I can only describe it as hell.

Those 20 seconds where I thought Conor was so washed he just couldn’t stay in stance while throwing >>>

Your first move after 5 years being a jumping roundhouse kick despite 2 ACL tears and a titanium rod in your shin is incredible

@jpsettles @wznkm @LFauexProd

@tomasspinall @wznkm @LFauexProd Yeah go ahead

Crazy that there was an era of photography where in most pictures a phenomenon would occur that turned everyone's eyes glowing red

@wznkm @jpsettles @LFauexProd Do you want me to tell my grandma this or ?

@jpsettles @tomasspinall @LFauexProd The point is that you couldn't "take it again" because of the red eyes. 🙄

@wznkm @LFauexProd well she wasn’t putting film photos of my 8th grade dance on facebook now was she

@tomasspinall @LFauexProd bs because your grandma had no digital camera

taking benadryl and playing phasmophobia

i said it's my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

talking into thin air but do any runers know if this is the fastest route i can take on the mini game or is there a step i’m missing

calling in fat to work

myson Berdly idont like it when bad things happen to my son Berdly

I Just Realized Charlie Kirk Will Never Know Suselle Is Canon

@Ol_Bungus “nothing exists outside of hometown” the humble susie piano story:

As much as I hate the " nothing exists outside of hometown" theory, I do have to admit that the fact that the ferris wheel doesn't go all the way up so you can't see very far is annoyingly strong evidence

@amongusfartvore idk if it’s just because i’ve replayed jevil so much but he’s genuinely the most entertaining fight in the game for me, i lowk keep a chapter one save on deck just for him bc i like it so much

current delatrune chapter boss tierlist

@AshYaoiRulez124 the weird route if it was good:

LET'S DO SOMETHING CRAZYYY