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I don't make the rules, but if you pop into your friends' restaurant to wish them well on their last night open and they ask if you want to eat, you eat.
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Tom Biro 🥑
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Tom Biro 🥑
@tombiro
Travel-addicted, wine-loving marketer with a penchant for words. He / him. @weareecs co-president.
Seattle, WA Katılım Mart 2007
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I'm sorry, but we have to stop with the ridiculous sign language interpreters, who turn serious press conferences into a farce. There are closed captions on all broadcast channels and streaming services. No wild human gesticulators necessary.
End Wokeness@EndWokeness
LA County Emergency Management admits they don’t have full control over their alert system. As he says this, a false alert goes off.
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@crustyrhoads @KennySloth253 @LeoChuFanclub @tombogert Yes how the Sounders treated him was the problem 🙄🙄🙄
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@LeoChuFanclub @tombogert It sucks how the sounders treated chu
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🇺🇸🟢🔵 The Seattle Sounders have completed the acquisition of USMNT forward Jesus Ferreira from FC Dallas, sources say.
🔒 Ferreira signs a new, long-term contract.
🔴 Dallas receives $2m GAM + int’l roster spot + winger Leo Chu.
Tom Bogert@tombogert
BREAKING: Seattle Sounders reach agreement to acquire Jesus Ferreira from FC Dallas in a blockbuster trade, per sources. Dallas to receive: $2m GAM, int'l roster spot + winger Leo Chu. Ferreira/SEA agreed to new contract. Pending approval/paperwork givemesport.com/seattle-sounde…
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So weird that there's no Cybertrucks in the Paris to Dakar @elonmusk, I thought they were durable 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
They're a bigger joke than you.
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You literally had nothing to do with this and you very much LITERALLY bought into being a "founder" of Tesla.
Elon Musk@elonmusk
We named @Tesla after Nikola Tesla, one of the greatest engineers ever. He was a penniless immigrant whose inventions led to American dominance in electricity generation and usage.
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Literally just followed a hallway in Pike Place Market to stay out of the rain and think I got myself locked in. Amusing.
Pike Market, Seattle 🇺🇸 English
@MikeLindblom great piece about concrete. Had been working with @CarbonCure for a few years and find all of this tech super fascinating.
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Get you a momma that knows your intoxicated adult ass needs some Dick's on way home bc you drank too much.
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Ditching the Open Cup is the dumbest decision by MLS in years. Garbage take. All for their money grab.
herculez gomez@herculezg
This is Wild .. So many ways that MLS could have helped make the USOC better. They not only turned their back on the Open Cup but handed out potential death blow for the tournament.
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This is the most real thing about NJ anyone has ever written.
rigaTONY@RigaTonyVodka
When the line is too long at D’Jais but your friend knows a guy who can get you in
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Police say "multiple victims" reported in shooting on University of Nevada, Las Vegas campus; public asked to avoid area twitter.com/LVMPD/status/1…
LVMPD@LVMPD
#BREAKING We are responding to preliminary reports of an #ActiveShooter on the campus of UNLV near BEAM Hall. There appears to be multiple victims at this time. Please avoid the area and we will have more information soon.
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People, can we stop being dumb, please? -- Venice gondola capsizes after tourists refuse to sit down and stop taking selfies theguardian.com/world/2023/dec…
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Venezuela’s Maduro claims referendum to annex Essequibo area of Guyana is binding days after International Court of Justice ordered Venezuela to not take any action in disputed region twitter.com/UNoticias/stat…
Últimas Noticias@UNoticias
🔵 #AHORA | "Este referéndum es vinculante y acato la decisión del pueblo", enfatizó el jefe de Estado Nicolás Maduro ante la matriz de opinión de medios de comunicación internacionales que desconocen la Constitución venezolana.
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Wow, @CMS_americas won't be using "Old World" and "New World" in its language any longer as of next year.
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OH:
Person 1: "go go gadget arms!"
Person 2: "go go squeez!"
Both people: ::stare at one another with confusion::
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