Mr. Tom Lastname

did you know the almonds have a smiley face for some reason

You’re. Brain is a sluuge

Studies find that GenZ is choosing to become more moe over sleeping. (2026)

this guy

All I get on this platform is hate. "Huh, you're actually below average at soap cutting" "Why are your hands shaking?" "Get out of my head! Get out of my head!" "This soap doesn't please Grug" "Stop whispering disturbing chants into my left ear" Do you know how hurtful this is?

playing tomodachi life is just doing this every few minutes and then clapping like a seal

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

getting something you really want in your dream and then waking up to nothing

Alright, jackass…

this is genuinely how it feels

happy anniversary to cogs fluid 🙏 it’s changed my world

comfortable? #eddsworld #eddsworldfanart

This is how baby soaps are born. Contrary to the popular belief, soaps are not mammals. Aww, cute! They're making me feel so maternal/paternal (I haven't decided which yet). They are the youngest soaps ever, blissfully unaware of the fate which awaits them. A hostile world.

dr trayaurus had a change of heart

Hey, @PolarCubYT do you still ship the lumber tycoon 2 and Bloxburg mascots? Important.

// hello, I don't mean to be rude but please kindly dni. Thank you ^^

hate when you’re waiting for the green man like some pedestriancel and you get absolutely jaywalkmogged by a rightofwaychad. fuck

my family at my funeral

on this day 50 years ago, john lennon and paul mccartney met in person for a final time. paul showed up unannounced at the dakota building and was turned away. (april 25th, 1976)