Tom of Conrad™

Marketing budget: £0. New strategy: message celebrities (I like, admire, or fancy) and hope one of them takes pity on me and retweets this pinned tweet about my Amazon/Kindle novel: Many Times a Fool, a novel by Tom Conrad.

@Andromenaiwnn Yep. He should’ve performed this. Kept it simple: him, keyboard… story unfolding elegantly behind him. The BBC are largely incompetent. #Eurovision2026

Looking at the result 🇬🇧, it’s mostly the BBC’s fault—they really wasted LMNC’s potential. They should have given him artistic freedom, but there are some positives too: I discovered a new artist, so 🤷

@rickygervais Why weren’t you in the film?

The United Kingdom have finished in 25th place. #Eurovision

UK, seriously, do better! We have such a heritage of talented song makers & we treat the contest like a joke. Admittedly, it is a joke… but we could try harder and have the last laugh. #EUROVISION #Eurovisión2026

Better than the FA Cup Final. So glad Bulgaria won and the people appreciated Romania. I’m not against Israel at all, but literally can’t remember their song & would’ve been a travesty if they won. #EUROVISION #Eurovisión2026

@ciaraspinkpod Boom! We called it.

@tomconrad1980 Bulgaria Sweden Australia Cyprus

@ciaraspinkpod my new Eurovision pal xxx Hello xxx

@ciaraspinkpod We agree on Bulgaria. Loved that. I have no memory of Cyprus - unless that was the woman from north London??? Which was also pop-tastic.

@ciaraspinkpod Hellooooo. Who’s your goddamn top 5?

@tomconrad1980 Helloooo!!!

My top 5: Romania Bulgaria France Malta Finland Honourable mention for Croatia, Italy, and Norway. #EUROVISION #Eurovisión2026

Austrians sound so German. #EUROVISION #Eurovisión2026

Strong from France. Great at football… and Eurovision. #EUROVISION #Eurovisión2026

I’d Bangaranga her for real. Sorry… …I went there. It’s actually a banging tune. Favourite so far. #Bulgaria #EUROVISION #Eurovisión2026

Malta is the best song so far - obviously for this reason alone, it won’t win. #EUROVISION #Eurovisión2026

Serbia might be about to impale Ottoman heads. #EUROVISION #Eurovisión2026

The Austrian crowd going mad for Australia purely because they’ve realised they share about 78% of the same letters. #EUROVISION #Eurovisión2026

I highly doubt an Australian can play the piano. #EUROVISION #Eurovisión2026

Eurovision needs a half-time. How are you suppose to stock up on booze! #EUROVISION #Eurovisión2026