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@KegsKingsXI Badger with his best Evans impression🦒

Frank has recovered from OELP and makes it to Sydney with our esteemed President! Badger found alive and well coining a new rule by the name ‘Kangaroo’. 🦘 Uncle and Aunty Badger showing supreme hospitality as Chinese eaten to line the stomach for this evening’s excitement! 🎇

@KegsKingsXI @KegsCognoscenti Heard Ladders gave him a lift🥰

@KegsCognoscenti Do hope Wallsey didn’t drive home!

Yesterday was certainly a bad day to be a beer in Chelmsford. The final tallies of those still standing at the end: Wallsey: 9.5x 0% and 1x 0.5% Chev: 8 pints, 2 halves, 1 coke, 1 short Me: 11 pints, 1 short Tom: 11 pints, 1 half, 1 short Ladders: 12 pints, 1 half.

@KegsKingsXI James⁉️

Pub 8️⃣/1️⃣5️⃣ 📍 Vox Yes, James unfortunately punctured James’ lung, whilst James was baking off with James. Luckily, James was drinking beer, with James who was throwing darts with James too, and then James drank a Mojito. Today is a day. Icelandic man was confused re photos.

@KegsKingsXI Let's hope the weather forecast is not fraudulent!

🛫Malaga 2025 🇪🇸 The lads jet off to sunny Spain on Wednesday as they look to end the summer in style! 🍻 Estrangements were well and truly enjoyed over the long and bumpy booking process, however, one hopes that it will all be worth it as our tans get one final top up 🌞

@KegsKingsXI 😳😔😪🤔🫡

Maybe a centipede maybe a centipedefluxion Centifluxioin, fluxion 🐑 Pub 15/15

@KegsKingsXI You didn't design it yourself? Not my social media manager!

@tomhunter1874 Unfortunately, ChatGPT gets awfully confused…

It’s that time of the year ladies and gents! 🎉 The Chelmsford Pintathlon returns for its 4th edition with some minor tweaks to the route, ensuring it remains legendary. 📅 Wednesday 30th July All welcome east of Parkway 👀 Updates to follow🗿🍺 #Beerthereorbesquare

@KegsKingsXI Hallowed be his name!

🚨KINGS STATEMENT🚨 It is with great sadness we lose the strength and courage of a great leader. Like Edward VIII who abdicated the British throne choosing love over duty, this loss is greater than can be imagined We send our deepest and most sincere gratitude to our Master✏️

@KegsKingsXI Based FC pegging???

After some quick refreshments, and gasps for breath, the game continued in a similar vain, with key moments shared. A trend of Based FC pegging Woke FC back began and goals leaked, almost like Hunter’s bladder on a Friday night, to leave things very much in the balance —

Today the Kings made history! The first fixture - played between members - at Writtle Sports and Social Club! A match-up for the history books as Steers clinched the winner after an 8-8 deadlock forced ‘golden goal’. Full match report below👇

@RacingAscension Highly doubt you lads have been tipping for 5.797126e+120 days!

In just 81 days of tipping! Yes, 81❗️ We are 345u up! And over 450u with Best Odds Guaranteed!!! That’s £4,500 with £10 unit stakes! 🔥 The best part! COMPLETELY FREE 😍 👀 🐴📈

A wee bit of trouble on the plane! KM Malta Air were subjected to a piss poor performance from Frank. ‘Ur’ine a lot of trouble’ was very much exploded from Kings members. Frank has dampener on the trip early doors. Tom also lost his jumper.

@KegsKingsXI That's Bawerman not Bowerman mate?

In reply, some mediocre bowling from Bowerman bought us flashbacks to his economy of 26 across 2 overs many moons ago. Here we can see his own brother hitting one of the longest ever recorded sixes at Lawford Lane. A truly massive bomb 💣 👑Kings were under the cosh.

@KegsKingsXI Things have most certainly become estranged!

Extreme trouble at Ryanair check-in🚔 Aidan Sample is being treated to a £156 (780 PLN) name change as he is unfortunately not a Sample. A simple error with grave consequences… Despite sampling other avenues, Steers has been reinstated and security will be visited momentarily.

@KegsKingsXI What about for drinks!

🏠9️⃣/1️⃣5️⃣ Kochanka Shot Bar - (shot bar) 7 blowjobs and a baby Guinness please barmaid! Admin phone has hit 20% - worrying times…

@EvansJonny10 @KegsKingsXI Jonny in <1 hour

@KegsKingsXI There’s no way you’ll get me out in Krakow tonight!

🛬Touchdown in Krakow🇵🇱👏 Thank you to the numerous well wishers promoting a safe flight for the members😅 🚝Tonight - train to Krakow Old town, ensure Steers has booked viable accommodation🙏 and quench some late night thirst at the local establishments🍻

✈️ 🇵🇱 🔜 Less than 24 hours to go… 🍺

@sfcmatt1 @veryhonestf1fan Why is half of it hidden?

Some result that 😍

@sfcmatt1 @veryhonestf1fan Christmas day vs Matt France christmas dinner day

@veryhonestf1fan You will not be disappointed 🎅

The day is here @sfcmatt1 we are waiting⏰⏰⏰

@KegsKingsXI Evans about to drop an all timer performance⏳

🚨 Breaking… 🇵🇱 The boys are heading continental to the land of the Tsykies in unprecedented scenes for the Kings as they travel abroad next March 🕺 The supposed attraction was cheap booze🍻, however the rumour on the grapevine is Polish muff is the main factor. YOUR IX:

@KegsKingsXI Classic

@tomhunter1874 Your hopes were dashed at circa 4am

🚨Fallowfield Run🚨 📅 Sat 11th Feb ⏰ TBC 📍Manchester ✍️ New Signing Scott expected to start ❎ Daisy Absent (Aus) and Seb likely to miss out (travelling around Europe) 🤔 Gib (cramp) a doubt and late calls on Steers (waved) and Polack (unknown) ☑️All Kegs alumni welcome.