Mr Tom Lardner

@elizabethalker One for Croissant Corner? 🥐 open.spotify.com/track/2vLITvoK…

@vintagebooks delving into the Roth Canon, loving the read, but have to say these jacket designs are awful. I had to grit my teeth at the check out #philiproth

I’ve opened myself up to Marmite Peanut Butter

AH FACK IT, I’ve a couple copies of my grimdark-black comedy-fantasy-horror, The Keep Within to give away. LIKE and RETWEET to be in with a chance of getting this strange baby before it’s released next month! WOO-HOO!

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A Happy New Year to you all, with the hope for a peaceful and positive 2023.

Author photo. Powerful intellectual vibes.

@JLWORRAD 🔥

NEW NOVEL, Spring ‘23!!! The Keep Within. Pre-order now! #TheKeepWithin amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B0B…

@ChrisMasonBBC @crjwest @BBCOne WOW!

Thank you for the kind words about my report on #BBCNewsTen last night ⁦@BBCOne⁩ #JournalismMatters

@crjwest @Conservatives @TheGreenParty @LibDems @LabourParty 🙏🏻

My gift to the British people and politicians alike is simply give a £1 - #itsapennyinthepoundforhethingyoulovethemost ©️ spread the #love @Conservatives @TheGreenParty @LibDems @LabourParty

@crjwest @BorisJohnson 🔥

Government with a shambolic (at best) plan @BorisJohnson save for #StayAlert is sadly, a government with no plan at all. You look utterly moronic. Dates aren’t plans. #TestTestTest You should expect nothing more of your key workers until YOU GET TEST, TRACK & TRACE DONE.

@crjwest @BorisJohnson @piersmorgan damb straight!

LET’S GET #testtracktrace DONE before you ask more key workers to put their lives at risk. Dates mean nothing. Don’t you agree @BorisJohnson @piersmorgan

@jimmyFrazzle Ain't that the truth!

Spotify doesn't seem to be caring right now, I have been waiting 4hrs for someone that I was told would email me shortly!? What gives?

Just found these! @McDonaldsUK Think my daughter wishes today was a McDonalds day 😂🍟 #happymeal #mcdonalds

Hi Twitter I'm Back!

OK, but really, can a dog be twins?

Finally met a member of @pinkfloyd last night! Sorry for pouncing on you @nickmasondrums , thank you for the soundtrack of my life #PinkFloyd #nickmason

@jimworrad Your brother and I went on the Winter Solstice ✌🏻

Stonehenge is a place I know I should go to but have never been arsed to visit (I haven’t a car for starters). I get the feeling it’d be mind-blowing for half an hour and then it’s basically being stood around in a field. You can’t even stand inside the circle.

@RebeccaSeal @HardieGrantUK @SteveJoycePhoto We're going there this month!